Herc's POV
I take a walk with my boyfriend Lafayette. We hold hands. Lafayette is the best boyfriend I could have. I can go on and on about him. As we walk at the park hand in hand I look around. The kids in the playground smiling, the parents talking with each other, the kids with scooters and bikes. And- OH MY GOD. I look and there I see it.
A tall, slim tree. It's about the size of me and it's leaves are very green and dance in the wind. It's so perfect... I quickly take my hand outta Lafayette's and I run to the tree instantly hugging it. Lafayette looks so confused but whatever man this- this is love.
"Hercules I swear stop hugging the tree. You really gonna cheat on me with a tree" Lafayette jokes and smirks grabbing my hand.
I take one last glance at the tree then i walk away. Little does Lafayette know I took that joke seriously.
More days had passed and everyday I came to the tree. Mostly to hug it or talk to it. I named the tree. I named the tree Frances, since i have no idea if it's a girl or guy. It's gender-fluid! :D
Lafayette caught on...
"Hercules Mulligan where do you think your going?" the Frenchman says arching a brow. I slowly turn around to face him.
"Just to the store." I nervously chuckle. He looks at me for a moment then leaves. Phew. I quickly grabs my keys and a pot filled with dirt. Since its a small tree it can go in this pot. Frances the tree and I can run away together. Leave everyone. My plan was brilliant.
If all goes south i'll just get a new id and move to Mexico where i'll be named Edwardo De Meatball. Cause i'm hungry right now. I park at the park and walk to the beautiful tree. I grab this random kids shovel and start digging. I finally put the plant in the pot when i hear a voice.
"I knew it! You know I have the cops on my side. Cause its illegal to steal trees." Lafayette said smiling as two cops walked behind him.
"It's true love! And we are through!" I say grabbing a pebble and throwing it at him. Luckily that pebble had ant man on it as he grew to regular size and punched the cops. I quickly went into my car putting on the seatbelt for Frances and driving fast. Lafayette is close behind.
I hurriedly throw my captain america shield i stole from the man himself. Lafayette dodges it and i speed up faster. So does Lafayette. I look over at Frances and pat the tree's pot to let it know it's safe.
"YOUR GOING TO JAIL FOR THIS!" screeched the Frenchman.
"NOT IF IM NEVER CATCHED!" I screeched back as i scooped up John Laurens from him making out with Alexander.
"Yo what the hell man I was gonna get laid!" John angrily said to me.
"Lafayette was gonna burn Alex along with his sins." I smile innocently. John flips pout and I throw the flaming gay to laf's car. Laf screeches as laurens causes the car to crash and walks out Alex quickly going back to make out with him.
I smile relieved as I drive to Mexico with my beloved.
A year later...
Lafayette never found me or my hot new tree wife/husband. We had kids (a.k.a adopted bebe trees). I was walking home one day to find le bebe trees snapped and my wifu/husband tree snapped.
The Lafaytte killed the whole world the end :>
*screeches in unholy goat*
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Cursed Hamilton ships one shots
FanfictionThis is cursed ships. It's a one-shots book filled with weird Hamilton ships. Read if you want I really don't care.
