"what's crackalackin chat?" i say with a smile. im happy to be streaming again. i had taken a bit of a break, but now i've posted on twitter about my stream, and chat has started flowing in. i finally told the rest of my friends about what happened on saturday, and they were all very supportive, which was nice to hear. "today we are going to be playing on the smp. i really want a dog, and i want to name it clementine." i say. my chat goes wild over that.
<absolutedisaster69> TOMMY
<ur_mom> NOT CLEMENTINE
<TommyInnit> that's a bad idea, y/n.
<IchocolateheartsI> OH MY GOD WHAT IS TOMMY DOING HERE
<juan420_> GUYS TOMMY IS IN CHAT
"tommy, i don't care about your opinion about my wonderful dog." i say "if you have a real problem with it, join my vc, bitch boy. i dare you."
i hear a little ding as tommy joins the vc.
"Y/N YOU CAN'T NAME YOUR DOG CLEMENTINE. MY MOTH IS NAMED CLEMENTINE."
"what moth, tommy?" i say, making my character look around. " i don't see any moths, tomathy."
"MY NAME ISN'T- oh well, you're a dickhead." tommy says, exasperated.
i laugh. "look whos talking."
"clementine is my pet moth. i'll send you a picture of clementine right now." tommy says.
i get a notification on imessage.
"tommy that's literally a stock photo" i say.
"THAT IS CLEMENTINE." tommy yells.
"okay okay, stop throwing a temper tantrum like a child ." i'll name my dog grapefruit just for you" i say, trying to get a funny reaction so i can post it on twitter. what? i need likes.
he stutters. "t-thanks y/n"
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i'm walking to pogtopia, and then a dog walks in front me.
"well honestly i think that's a stupid-"
"GRAPEFRUIT!!!" i yell, taming the dog, and interrupting tommy in the process. "we are going to be best friends."
"so you're going to be best friends with a minecraft dog instead of me?" he scoffs. oh lord i hope he's being sarcastic. "oh i see how it is i see how it is."
"you're so clingy, tommy." i laugh, bringing grapefruit to the cute little dog house that i made for them.
i look over at chat and laugh. "tommy, my chat is spamming clingyinnit"
"HEY CHAT STOP I AM NOT CLINGY" tommy says to both of our chats. he decided to start streaming about an hour ago. how i didn't find a dog in a whole hour is beyond me. its like someone on the server hates pets or something.
"and im not red." he pouts.
"HOLA PERRAS" quackity joined the vc.
"hello, big q," tommy sighs.
"estas transmitiendo?" i say, greeting him in the vc (are you streaming?)
a/n i'm so sorry my spanish is really bad and i don't have the right keyboard for this
"si. espera, hablas con fluidez?" quackity questions. (yes. wait, are you fluent?)
"casi. todavía no se algunas cosas" i say. (almost, i still don't know some things)
a/n OH MY GOD I LOVE SPELL CHECK IT GIVES ME ACCENTS BUT I'M NOT GOING TO EDIT THEM IN IM TOO LAZY I'M SO SORRY
"wow i'm impressed." quackity says. "how old are you? like cinco?"
"quackity lo juro por dios-" i start (quackity i swear to fucking god-)
"shhh," he cuts me off.
"what the hell are you two talking about?" tommy asks.
" tommy, were talking about how much of a simp you are for going red in front of.. how many viewers do you have? oh! 95 THOUSAND people?"
"quackity-" i say, trying to hold in my laughter. "oh, there he goes again." i say while watching tommy go red again on stream.
well i'm going to end stream now so ill talk to you guys in just a second. "well i think that's going to be it for the stream today, guys. i hope you all have a great night or day, and i'm going to raid... chat who should i raid?"
<waspwoohoo0> raid tommy
<frogs_on_wed> can we get a tommy raid
<ranboobiezz> raid tommy please!
"chat, i would love to raid tommy, but he is ending his stream right after mine. he's just keeping quackity company in the vc. i think he's going to be streaming for a bit longer, so lets raid him! be nice to big q and his chat, okay guys? i love you all. bye!" i click the end stream button, and rejoin the vc.
"well y/n is just-"
"hello?" i say with a smile.
"oh, the dickhead's back" tommy said.
"says the child" i retort. "did u keep big q company while i was gone?"
"no" tommy says. "i ended stream right when you left just to spite you."
"its true" quackity says.
"voy a matar este nino" i joke. (i'm going to kill this little boy)
"Y/N THATS ILLEGAL AND IM LIVE! WHAT THE FUCK!" quackity laughs.
"WHAT DID SHE SAY BIG Q" tommy yells. "WHAT DID SHE SAY?"
"she said she was going to kill you, tommy" quackity laughs.
"oh i just got asked to play among us with some friends!" tommy says.
"oh i got one too!" quackity says. "it says that they need one more person though. ill ask them if you can play y/n."
"oh really?" i say. "thanks! when is it scheduled for?"
"uhh," quackity says. "it says that it is scheduled for tomorrow, does that sound good?"
"yeah that sounds pretty good," tommy and i say at the same time.
"ok that was creepy as fuck" quackity laughs.
"it really was," tommy laughs along with quackity.
930 words
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heyyyy :)
so i got a computer for my birthday! please expect some chapters to be coming out in the future, since i can update this story and my other one more frequently now. however, my school did just go remote for two weeks, so i have that to deal with as well. please be patient because i know how much it makes me sad when authors don't post for a little while. anyway i love you all and i'm going to try my absolute best to supply you with the best quality chapters i can think of.
im still open to plot ideas, too!
critiques, questions?
much love,
-davi <3
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England. (tommyinnit x reader)
Fanfictionyou are a small twitch streamer, who got a raid from the famous dream himself. after a while on the dream smp, you grow close to a very loud blond boy, going by the name of TommyInnit. I'm pretty sure this plot is a mess. I'm not taking this very s...
