Previously
I was cut off by him sl-Burnt shy price of toast pov aka)Touya
Slapping me across the face, he just freakin Bitch slapped me across the face like it wasn't as bad as his previous ones but I'll admit i stumbled backwards abit .
Like I'm kinda used to this by now but he should atleast have the decency to shield his monstrous acts from prying eyes oh heck who am I kidding it's endeavor we're talking about well in my case thinking about ? Man there are days when i want to just say no and take a French leave and be like adiõs ,good bye and just walk away but nooooooooooo I'm a human and humans have feelings and we care about stuff or in my case people I'm afraid of what he'd do to fuyumi and natsuo heck even shoto seeing that he has not one ,not three ,but two quirks I don't even know how mom and I managed to convince him to stop training shoto because he's too young and he basically gave up on Fuyumi and Natsuo since there powers are weak and he apparently wants to make a Master piece so I've been taking his hits .
But seeing as how he didn't even wait for me to get inside the house he must be pissed well he usually goes for patrol around this time today ,
Welp! I guess that's all I get for today a slap on the cheek man I was really looking forw-
"I have patrol in an hour get up you useless garbage " he says walking forwards the 'training room '. ,
well thank you for noticing ,I tried to look extra trashy today but I didn't need to do much since I look so much like you is what I wanted to say but endeavor is actually scary and pretty intimidating so I'd rather not .
I walk into the training room and close the door behind me I look into my fathers eyes ohhhhhhhhhh boy I'm gonna regret being do obedient aren't I ?~time skip cause I can't do that to my poor baby I also suck at writing fighting scenes anywayyyyyyyy ~
Man *breath* I can't *breath* believe *breath *he managed to do all this much damage in an hour.
*sigh*
I walk up to my room and it was only when my stomach grumbles do I realize how hungry I am eeehhh an energy bar will do for now .
Lying there looking at my dark ceiling trying to forget ,and numb out the pain I'm feeling emotionally and physically yup this is how I live .
I can't complain much , I mean at least I have a bed ,and food ,and clothes ,and water ,its still good compared to what other kids go through .
I fall asleep thinking of what and who I'm going through this for it's all kinda worth it at least I can keep my family safe .~next day ~
Bakugo's POV
I wake up to the usual ,the bright beautiful sunbeams of the sun peeking trough little cracks in the window trying to say hello , the birds tweeting and fluttering abou-
Sike
I woke up,to my parents screaming ,
Hahaha bet I had you there .
*queue hungry stomach noises *
Stomach why did you have to do this to me .
*intense stomach gurgling *
Don't you dare talk back you should at least have the decency to remember I'm the one who feeds you !
"Wait are you seriously having a conversation with your stomach ?"Now you might be wondering who is this mysterious voice person wellllllll its well more like he ,he'ssssssssss wait for ittttttttttttttt.
My cat !
Wowwww shocker I know right , i know you want an explanation and I'll give you one .
I have a cat quirk so i guess I'm part cat? so I guess you could say I'm a neko? Now you might be wondering what i get in the whole package being neko and all ,Well for starters I don't go into heats ,that's a big no no ,I can however give birth to baby's tho ,moving on!!
I can change form into that of any animal as long as its a feline ,also depending on what kind of cat it is and what it's native country is I can understand and speak that language , I know prrrrrreeeeeety cool right haha who am I kidding its amazing although Leo , BTW I have no idea why he has an american name I guess its because ( write what kind of cat originates from america ) although he can speak Japanese ,Leo he
How do I explain this he- he- welll to put it simply he's a bitch
"Excuse me sir but I'm not the one who has to act like a kid ,and has convos with his stomach"
"And why do I act like a 5 year old ,because it's the only way I can survive in this house ,and how is it not normal to talk to your stomach I'm pretty sure there's not a person on earth who doesn't talk to their stomach "I replied back somewhat sassily
" ya ya ya ,hey weren't you hungry I'm also hungry we also kind of share a body so like put on your five year old act I'm famished "
Right I sometimes forget how much of a drama queen this guy is .
He is right though iam hungry but I still have to wash my face before I go down stairs.
I do what I needed to do and then proceed to ,
walk down stairs my parents see me and the fighting stops well at least they have some conscience ahem ,
" g-good morning m-mom and dad" again in a cute baby voice man I can't even say it without trying to puke I mean I would have puked if I had anything to puke .
" good morning Katsuki how did you sleep last night ?, do you want breakfast now?" My dad or Masaru said
"Yes dad I'll just have cereal though " I replied ,I mean if I were to pick a parent it would be my dad he is so much more less violent than Mitsuki ,speaking of her ,her reaction to me coming down stairs was not a welcome hug but a sneer in my direction and announcing "I will be going to get groceries " huh at nine in the morning sure I'm sure that she'll be going to see one of her boy toys I'm sure of it.
And now that I have chosen what parent I will spend the rest of my child life with time to put my plan into action .
We were eating together quietly after mother dearest left of course .
"Oh dad ,I wanted to tell you something"
"Go ahead Katsuki"he replied uninterested .
" The other day when I was getting back from school ,I got home and I called to mom but she didn't answer ,I heard weird noises coming from mommy and daddy's room " he looked up now seeming interested in what I had to say ,
"So I went to Mommy's room and looked in the little crack ,I saw mommy and a biiiiig guy with no clothes on ,mommy was making weird noises and a weird face and the also the guy , it kinda looked like they were ummmm wrestling "
The look on my dads face was well he looked angry but was trying not to lash out at me well that my cue to leave
"Dad is something wrong?" I asked as innocently as possible .
"No ,no " he said while gripping the tablecloth
"Oh that's good then can I go on a walk ?" He looker as though he was about to say no so I quickly added "don't worry I'll be safe I'm a big boy after all I can fight alllll the bad guys " he slightly smiled before saying "alright make sure you're back in time fore lunch "just a few more words and
" alright I promise dad!"
Im out ! See that ladys and gents was how to skillfully escape your parent from trapping you inside Phew I swear I moved at the speed of light ,I put my shoes on and booked it out the door .
I know exactly were I'm going the park
Typical I know but there were some pretty interesting kids there.I got to the park and ..........
( A\N
Heyyyy guys wow really am a jerk I left you on a cliff hanger with no story and I didn't inform you ahead of time man I am sorry from the bottom of my pitch black nonexistent heart jk
I was prepping for school and iam a lazy peice of shit
A very smexy and lazy peice of shit
Anyyyyywho iam glad to see that some people are enjoying my story thank you ^^ )
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