Mei x Yuzu ||One-shots||

Groupchat

January 2021
2:35am

Harumi: I need help

Yuzu: Harumi hon it's like 2 in the morning

Harumi: sleep is for the weak 🚘

Yuzu: You really out here telling me I'm weak 💀

Harumi: Sorry I was stating facts and accpect that compliment

Yuzu: Idk man it doesn't sound like a compliment but I'll take it 😭

Mei: It's 2 am and you guys are chatting

Yuzu: The magical Mei pops outta nowhere to scare the shit outta everybody

Mei: I-

Yuzu: ily full homo 💕

Matsuri: Ugh y'all leaving me out in every conversation

Yuzu: cause your not important ❤️

Matsuri: Why you gotta do this to me?

Yuzu: Idk it's fun 👨‍🦯

Harumi: ANYWAYS I STILL NEED HELP

Yuzu: It's fucking 2 what is more important then sleeping ma'am?

Harumi: Ugh I told you sleep is for the weak Yuzu 💀

Yuzu: Tsk I'm weak but what's the problem 🙄✋

Harumi: back to the problem, so I had this dream where a hot guy asked me out and I woke up 😭😭

Yuzu: Your awake at 2 just to tell us that 😃..

Harumi: it's important ok

Matsuri: ew- why boys? Why not me?

Harumi: Reasons why it isn't you:
               1. your short
               2. Your annoying
               3. They are better then you

Matsuri: I- 👁️-👁️

Yuzu: I mean she just stated facts

Matsuri: your on her side???

Yuzu: Is it not obvious?

Matsuri: I'm a matured person tho 😭😭

Yuzu: No ❤️

Mei: you guys are still awake-

Harumi: yes

Yuzu: Lmao 👨‍🦯

Matsuri: Tsk

Yuzu: Don't "tsk" me you little pink haired idiot

Matsuri: I- just cause I'm small doesn't mean I'm young 💀

Yuzu: I was just stating facts 🙄✋

Matsuri: which aren't true

Harumi: SYIDJDH

Yuzu: Ayo what happened? 🚘

Harumi: Yuzu has an account on Instagram?

Yuzu: Totally don't 👁️👄👁️

Harumi: Dats suspicious

Yuzu: No Harumi no

Harumi: fine 😭✋

*Yuzu changed their name to 'Lesbain dumbass'

Harumi: oml please- 😭

Lesbian dumbass: Nice name I have

*Harumi changed their name to 'Amazing gurlie'

Lesbian dumbass: LMAO

Amazing gurlie: Tsk

Lesbian dumbass: Where did the pink haired dumbass go?

Matsuri: You care about me? 🥺

Lesbian dumbass: shut up b4 I change my mind idiot

Matsuri: I-

Lesbian dumbass: Anyways, Did anyone invite Himeko here?

Amazing gurlie: Who the hell wants here pls

Lesbian dumbass: idk man, she seems lonely asf 😭😭

Amazing gurlie: HIYAAA WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT

Lesbian dumbass: IDK LMAO

Amazing gurlie: get yo eyes checked hon 😭😭

Matsuri: Who the hell likes Himeko tell me

Mei: ....

Matsuri: holy shit you scared me

Lesbian dumbass: Bad language 😭😭

Matsuri: like you didn't say a bad word b4 🙄

Lesbian dumbass: Totally

Amazing gurlie: HAHAH PLS 💀✋

Lesbian dumbass: Can't you see my nickname dumbass?

Matsuri: I'm totally blind 😫

Lesbian dumbass: Yes 😭😭

Amazing gurlie: Pls I find this funny 😭

Lesbian dumbass: Your humor has detiorated even more

Amazing gurlie: PLS

Mei: Uhm..

Lesbian dumbass: since your problem is dealt with, Imma go sleep, night y'all

Amazing gurlie: NOOOO 😭😭

Lesbian dumbass: Let me sleep

Amazing gurlie: sleep is for the weak

--Lesbian dumbass has went offline--

Amazing gurlie: NOOOO

Matsuri: it's just you and me now ;)

Amazing gurlie: you thought you little demonic pink bubblegum haired bitch

--Amazing gurlie has went offline--

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