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Double Life..... (Saiki x Satou) part 2

That's right. It's finally here.

[Author notes]

"Talking"

"Saiki talking telepathically"

WARNING:

THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS ME ANNOYING THE HECK OUT OF SAIKI WITH CONSTANT AUTHOR NOTES! AND 4TH WALL BREAKING!

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Saiki's P.O.V

My name's Saiki Kusuo, and I'm a psychic. If you saw part one of this author's dumb story, then this is the continuation. That's right, she finally decided to get off her lazy butt, and make a part two.

[Hey! I have something called writer's block! And it's a real thing!]

Yare yare.

Anyways, in this continuation, I have already went on my first date with Satou. In fact, I had more than one date with him now. And I'm getting ready for another one. For the 18th time.

And of course, I can't keep using the same dress Teruhashi and Yumehara bought. And I didn't wantt to go shopping for more dresses. So, I thought maybe I should borrow some of my mom's old clothes, when she was younger.

Wanna know how that turned out.....?

Flashback~ (somewhere at their 3rd date)

"Mom, Can I......borrow old clothhes from you.....?" I asked. She looked at me in both shock and confusion.

"Ku....Why do you want to borrow my old clothes.......?" She asked me.

"I'm going on.......a date with a......boy from my school....." I answered her. "And I'm going in my female form, Kuriko....." I added.

My mom's eyes went as wide as the plates she was washing, as she gripped on to the said plate tighter. My dad, who was drinking coffee, spat it back into his mug, getting fit all over his shirt too.

"WHAT!?" They yelled in unison.

(Present Saiki: It got all chaotic at first, but then this happened.....)

They both switched from shock expressions to tearful ones.

"Oh Ku! Please don't change yourself, just because you think you can't get a boyfriend as a guy! There are plenty of boys out there who appreciate you for your true self! I just know it!" My mom assured me, wiping the tears from her eyes.

"I have to be honest, I had a feeling you were gay! Because, you don't seem to be interested in the girls that like you! B-but don't worry Kusuo! I'm mot one of those fathers who abuse their son because they're gay! I'll be by your side, okay! I'm still your dad!" My dad cried out wiping the snot from his nose with his sleeve.

"WE STILL LOVE YOU!" They cried out in unison, again. Tears still in their eyes.

End of Flashback~

I calmed them down, and explained to them why I'm really going on a date with him. Because, I failed at being friends with him at school as Saiki Kusuo. So, I'm doing it as Saiki Kuriko.

But for some reason, they didn't believe me.....

[Hm... I wonder why?]

Just shut up and finish the story already.