[Sorry about uploading the most recent part again, I messed up on it and had to fix it qwq]
[also, uh- nsfw warning? im sorry i was so uncomfortable dnjahs-]
Dream had been scrolling through Twitter for a while now, liking tweets and occasionally commenting on some. He glanced at the digital clock at the top of his screen. 5:47.
That late already? He wondered how Twitter could be so addicting.
Dream was met with a buzzing of his phone and pop-up message from George in the group chat. He tapped on the bubble and replied.
~
G: Im bored, is anyone alive?
I am
Sp: Me too
G: Nice, wanna call?
Sp: Sure
Sure
~
Dream's phone immediately started ringing.
"Incoming call from George in Chat of Crackheads."
Dream rolled his eyes and smiled at the group name, pressing the green button.
"Heya," Sapnap greeted.
"Hey, Sap," George replied instantly. "Hey, Dream."
"Hello."
They were quiet for a moment.
"So whatcha wanna talk about?" Dream could hear Sapnap lean back in his chair.
"I don't know, I was just bored and wanted to talk to someone I guess."
"Way to be prepared, George," Dream remarked.
"Oh, shut up." Dream felt George glare at him and chuckled.
"Sorry, force of habit."
"Yeah, he's gotta deal with me after all."
"And that's already a handful," George added in, Dream erupting in laughter a second later.
"It wasn't even that funny!" Sapnap defended.
"Oh, god- I can almost see your face right now- you must be so embarrassed-" Dream continued laughing, short chuckles in between his signature wheezes.
By now, George had joined Dream in uncontrollable laughter, leaving Sapnap trying to defend himself to no avail.
"Y'all have fucked up senses of humor, you know that?" Sapnap grumbled. You could hear the smile, despite his efforts to act pissed off.
"You're smiling and you know it," Dream chuckled, earning a hearable eye roll from his friend.
"At least I know who my soulmate is," Sapnap fired, silencing them both.
"Well, yeah," Dream finally retaliated, "you have two of the cunts."
"Did you just quote Wilbur?"
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