Rise To The Top! [Finished]

Idiots screaming at each other (epic finale)

(A chapter of friends being friends. B would short for Brian, M for Mason, R for River, and...RI for Ricardo)

B: Why the fuck is Black ops 2 still 60 fucking dollars?!

Beep

M: i mean, there was no happy ending

Ricardo bursts into laughter

R: WHOOAAA C'MON, Mason, Mason

B: What the fuck?

Beep

R: He stares at me while I'm pulling the car in, he says: 'do you know why I'm mad?'. I said no~

River is chuckling between each words

R: he said-

R and M: I fucking hate cheese!!

River is left laughing while Mason continues on the story

M: I despise it, it's so gross! I think it's fucking vile!

R: and I asked him-

M: I hate it as a concept!

R: No - no I know what you're about to say - I asked 'what's your fucking beef with cheese?'

M: I just hate it!

R: and what did you say? About cheese specifically...that you hate it?

M: oh right, I-I hate it when people FUCK with milk!

River and Brian burst into laughter upon Mason's comment

M: i can't believe it - now it's a solid? It's solid milk! That shit's weird!

Cut!!

Two low-pitch piano notes were repeating rapidly as seconds goes on, then finishes it off with random ones being played.

R: Ricardo, do you know how to play the podcast intro?

RI: I got the podcast intro, Mason's fucking me up...

R: what's Mason doing?

B: He's jacking off

Brian laughed at his own joke. Mason hits two high-pitched notes before River cuts him off

R: Mason, get over heres!

RI: Shut up.....ready?

M: I closed my keyboard

Silent went by only to have it begone with Brian and Rivers' chuckles...

R: is that our intro?

RI: FUCK-

Cut!

M: what the fuck, I didn't even do anything-

RI: Oh fuck off Mason! Jesus christ.

Brian laughed

B: what the - what did Mason do?

RI: He was talking when I was...

R: can we start the podcast with Ricardo yelling?

B: shshsh! Ricardo, play your thing

1, 2, 3, notes were played, starting off this chapter

RI: welcome to the podcast

Everyone else clapped at this special intro.

B: hello everybody and welcome to the first and last episode of this podcast. I'm Brian and I'll be your host, and I'm joined today by my friends: River, Ricardo, and the one...the only.....Mason