my crazy wife

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My darling prue decided it would be a good idea to make special cookies. In her crazed state small clocks started to appear around the house. They sprouted legs and started speaking in the most annoying high pitched voice you could imagine. At first it was cute, but then one of them bit me. Then Mr. High-and-mighty decided to show up and tell us to get rid of the clocks because apparently they bring out the evil in prue. Before we could prue and her little demons jumped off of the balcony and started killing people. They threw people, cars, and all sorts of stuff. Gabriel and i tried to stop her but dammit is she stubborn. I eventually gave up and layed in the middle of tge road. Gabriel stood over me and told me i needed to stop her.

"Whats in it for me?" I asked. Gabriel paused for a moment then sighed

"If you do this I'll spend an entire day with you." He said. I quickly stood and went to find prue. When i did she was throwing someone to the ground. I walked up to her and looked her dead in the eyes.


"I wish you'd kill these damn clocks" i said. Prue, being part genie (not my idea. If you're confused so am i) was forced to oblige. Despite the city being in a state of panic in ruin i was excited, for i get to spend 24 hours with my best friend

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