Zer0 the assassin

Chapter 3. MINION!!

While Zer0 and Maya left the train station they both noticed a local bandit camp set up shop nearby. As Zer0 unscathed his sword he said to Maya "you thinking what I'm thinking." "you bet your ass I am" she said whilst reloading her sub machine gun. They both headed towards the camp. A midget psycho ran up towards them screaming " I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!" With one swing from his sword the lil bandit sliced into two pieces. While bullets fired over head a badass Slag Skag appeared. "Welcome badass" Zer0 joked to Maya. How dumb the joke might of been she couldn't help herself from giggling. After they had both finished taking down the badass Slag Skag they got to work clearing out the bandits. Zer0 deployed his hologram and sliced enemies to pieces whilst Maya phaseblasted a few and shot the rest. It took them just a minor two minutes to clear out the camp. "We make quite a t-" before he could finish he was interrupted by a small robot flapping his arms screaming "HELP HELP HELP PLEASE....PROTECT ME SQUIRE!" All of a sudden the air filled with dubstep and a loud rumble of an engine. It was Bossanova the leader of the bandits in this legion. The mini yellow robot hid behind Zer0 and Maya. Bossanova shouted "STEP ASIDE VAULT HUNTERS, THAT CLAPTRAP UNIT IS MY TOUCHER DOLL!" Suddenly Maya phaseblasted Bossanova and shot him too pieces. Once she was finished she stared at the floor motionless. "Why did you do that for he seemed harmless, he just wanted the small robot." Zer0 said. "you have no idea what this man has done to people......including me" Maya replied.

"20 years ago I was just 5 years old. Me and my parents were visiting Pandora, before it was bandit land, before handsome Jack came. Anyway we were staying in a hotel called The Happy Pig and on our third night Bossanova came with his men and slaughtered everyone. While the place was being burnt to the ground my parents put me into our ship and sent me home. As I looked out the window to see my parents by Bossanova, blood everywhere ."

"I'm Sorry" is all Zer0 could say. Maya looked at him with tears in her eyes. Zer0 walked towards her and gave her a hug to comfort her. There hug was interrupted by the small robot. "HELLLOO! Thanks for saving me. In case you didn't know i am a cl4p-trp unit but my friends call me claptrap. YOU TWO MUST BE VAULT HUNTERS! THERES SOMEONE I WANT YOU GUYS TO MEET! They live in Sanctuary probably the safest place on Pandora. I was on my way there now......before I got attacked by Bossanova. YOU CAN TAG ALONG WITH ME, PROTECT ME AND BE MY FELLOW MINIONS!" Maya and Zer0 looked at each other and couldn't help but laugh. "Alright" Maya said. "Lead us to Sanctuary." "THIS WAY MINIONS!" And with that they set off to Sanctuary.