Professional... otaku?

No pain, no gain

"I think you may be right, Kurama... That's what I'll do. Thanks for helping out earlier." Dix said with a resigning sigh as he mostly stabilized.

"Of course its right, I was the one to say it! Now hurry along kid, your crisis brought on something else too, something that might cheer you up. Don't panic right away though, just wait patiently."

Dix had seriously no idea what Kurama was talking about, so he just bid his farewell and proceeded out of the chamber. His body disappeared from the cage, but actually he didn't go anywhere, just forcibly resurfaced his consciousness. Now in his new body he wanted to look around how much time has passed, but what he saw was shocking.

He didn't see anything. He could only feel Yami licking his face and hear her whimpering.

His first thought was that in his fit of madness he accidentally damaged his sharingans. That would be nothing short of disastrous. But then he remember Kurama's words, and hurried to calm his already crumbling nerves. He didn't know what to do, but patiently waiting is not his style, so he summoned a clone to see whats up with his eyes. He had an inkling that there was something up with his sharingans, so he summoned a clone without those. The clone appeared, then a sudden gasp was heard.

"The sharingans' tomoes are rapidly circling in the eyes! Hurry, disable the transformation technique!" the clone said and dispersed fast so he can convey the experience back to Dix. It was an accurate description. He quickly did as the clone instructed then summon another one to see whats happening, then gave Yami some patting and tried to calm her down with a few gentle words.

"I know what this looks like! The sharignans are probably evolving! See, just as I said, the series' explanation that you have to see someone you love die is bullshit! Great news!" came the report, as Dix couldn't see anything himself.

This was quite intriguing, as Dix thought the eyes will evolve much later, but it seems like when he went trough his crisis he left every seal near his eyes open and without care, so the eyes were able to suck away a lot of his chakra, both transformed and non-transformed.

Suddenly a stinging pain in his eyes sent shivers down his whole body. He instinctively closed his eyes, at which the clone shouted out:

"Hey! Don't close them, I want to see the transformation!"

"Shut up... It hurts like all hell, you'll feel it soon." came the answer.

"Yeah I know, or at least I can imagine, but try to keep them open!" the clone said and Dix wanted to see it too, so he tried to force it open. By the time he managed to do that the eyes' new layout and even a new color was already in place. The clone quickly summoned another one himself.

"Holy shit, you see that too, or am I the defective one?!" the clone cried pointing at Dix's eyes, with which he himself still couldn't see.

"Yeah, I see it too, stop shouting... This is most interesting. If I were to make an educated guess the sharingans' Uchiha intent fused with our natural chakra, which has the regenerating ability and strength of the Uzumaki inheritance. Wait... We are the reincarnation of Asura. That means we have Asura's chakra, while at the same time we have Inda's sharingan... This never occurred to me before!" the clone said, with a steadily rising voice.

"Holy shit, you are right! We might be able to unlock the Rinnegan later on!!! DAAAAMN"

"Guys, shut up, that might be true, but its way off into the future, if that even happens. We aren't Senjus, so the chances aren't THAT good. Now tell me ,what the fuck is going on with my eye?! I still can't see shit!" came Dix's retort. He was getting annoyed over his own clones, that are basically the same as him. Funny thing.