𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗|𝗶𝘄𝗮𝗼𝗶

ᴛʜᴇ sᴇxᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ sᴡᴀᴘ

Oikawa laid sprawled across his bed in his plaid pajama set when Akaashi entered.The soon to be Bokuto Keiji externally sighed, grabbing the nearest alien plush and chucking it at the older.

"Mean Keiji-Chan, mean" Oikawa mumbles, only moving his arm to grab the plush and throw it back.

"Your not skipping the group lunch today, and I know you didn't forget, we do it every Sunday" Akaashi crosses his arms as the plush hits his chest.

Oikawa really does have bad aim.

"Can't you see I'm having a crisis, what if I start crying in public" he groans.

"You haven't cried since she broke up with you, which is completely unexpected"

Oikaw snaps his head towards Akaashi, glaring at the younger "I'm still your senpai".

"You don't really act like one" Akaashi smiles, covering up his mouth with the tips of his fingers "now get up and get ready before I tell Suga to come drag you out"

Oikawa whines, rolling off the bed and onto the floor (it took him at least five minutes to get off the floor).Akaashi just rolls his eyes and leaves to the brunettes closet to pick something for him to wear.

"Thanks Keiji-Chan!!"

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"Not to burst your bubble or anything Oikawa, but it's all over the internet that Kiyoko's gone lesbian" Atsumu mumbles, eyes trained on his phone "there calling it the sexuality swap"

Suga plops a hand over his mouth as he was sitting closest to Oikawa at the circular table, Akaashi on the other side.Kenma looked up from his switch with surprised eyes for one second before moving them back down.

Akaashi sat still with Oikawa's head on his shoulder.Kageyama was literally shaking in his seat and Kogane....he wasn't even there yet.

"Sounds better than Aashi and Noya's: a big boy finds a small world" Semi shrugs.

Shirabu snickers but none the less nudges Semi in the side, silently telling him to shut up.

Everyone peaks at Oikawa, waiting for his final reaction but all the male does is sigh.

"I would've changed sexuality's too, all the guys want a piece of her" Oikawa shrugs.

"Obviously some girls do too, she's got a girlfriend" Atsumu says, still reading of the news app.

Suga mutters something along the lines of let me see that as he takes Atsumu's phone.All the blonde does is whine and look at the phone along with him.

"Yachi Hitoka....?" Suga mumbles.

"Y-yes that's me"

Everyone rapidly looks up to the front of there table and there stands a short, blonde female.Her hair is tied into a low ponytail with a swooped to the side bang (just time skip Yachi).

She wears a white sweater tucked into a long, pink, fitted skirt that runs to her ankles.The girl even made Akaashi's eyes widen and he was getting married in the winter.

And then just to add onto the newfound surprise, here comes kiyoko in all her beauty.Her hair was down as always and her glasses placed at the tip of her nose.

Kiyoko wore a dark purple sweater with a long v-neck and light, high waisted jeans.When she moved the bracelets on her wrist jingled like sleigh bells and shone like stars.

Then there was the last surprise and that was Kiyoko placing a sweet kiss on Yachi's lips.

It was so sugary sweet that it made Oikawa's teeth feel like the were rotting.But it also made his stomach tingle as if butterflies were invading his insides because, damn, why were they cuter than him and kiyoko could ever be.

It seemed as Kiyoko didn't even notice them because as she turned towards the table, her eyes slightly widened through her glasses.

"Oh hello boys, I'm apologize for the interruption" Kiyoko smooths down the back of her skirt and quickly bows.

Oikawa knew Kiyoko never liked to bow for to long, it made her feel like someone was watching her from behind.

He knew a lot about Kiyoko but turns out it wasn't enough that Oikawa didn't see one thing.

Kiyoko wasn't straight.

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This story will be taking place in the fall until bokuaka's wedding.