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K: watching X-files with Timmy and all I can say is Mulder's soliloquies>>>>>>>
T: "Before the exploration of space, of the moon and planets, men held that the heavens were the home and province of powerful gods who controlled not just the vast firmament but the earthly fate of man himself. And that the pantheon of powerful, warring deities were the cause and reason for the human condition, for the past and the future, and for which great monuments would be erected, on earth as in heaven. But in time man replaced these gods with new gods and new religions that provided no more certain or greater answers than those worshiped by his Greek, or Roman, or Egyptian ancestors. And we've chosen now our monolithic and benevolent gods and found our certainties in science. Believers all, we wait for a sign, a revelation, our eyes turned skyward ready to accept the truly incredible, to find out destiny written in the stars. But how do we best look to see? With new eyes or old?"
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D: Hate to say it but the British had the right idea saying right, what's all this then. Every day I wake up and it's like, right, what's all this then
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D: POV ur me watching Tim write "lmao" after every horrific incident in his mission report
D: it's 3–5 pages double spaced in Times New Roman size 12 font in MLA format
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R: The person who invented the phrase "be yourself" clearly hadn't meant you people
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D: Throwback to that time Tim said "bold of you to assume God's not a dictator" on live national television
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W: I'm not in denial
D: That's what someone in denial would say
W: No, IM not in denial
D: Caught in the act baby
W: No- no- no- no- what's the five stages of grief
D: Denial, denial, denial, denial, denial, bitch
W: Damnit, I'm in denial. How has this happened??
D: Yeah, ima- I studied therapy in law school
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T: I'm kinda like the God of this twitch chat in many a ways
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D: a reporter asked Tim if he was gay/what his pronouns were and he said "I'm open to all headcanons and interpretations" lmaoo
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J: Why the fuck did Dickie only pay for Kon
D: I like Kon the most, he doesn't argue with me, or kill me in Minecraft, or insult me and we have very nice chats late at night
K: Imagine not being Dick's favourite. Cringe
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R: Words can't describe how beautiful you are
R: But numbers can
R: 5/10
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D: I have taken so much psychic damage this week
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J: I want him swimming with the fishes!
T: wow Jay this coral reef is amazing
J: anything for you
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D: I have good news and I have bad news.
D: What news do you want first?
R: Uhh good news?
D: It's very unlikely I will ever do it again
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B: What is wrong with you guys? Is there something in the water?
T: Water? We ran out of that years ago
B: What... what have you been drinking them
J: Yanno, ketchup, soy sauce, the usual
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T: My "about" wiki page starts with "ohno"
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J: I'll be sappy whenever I want. I don't give a shit. I love you. Fuck off
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J: Unfortunately I am a Wanted Criminal, so I'm trying to be lowkey here
W: I've seen the wanted posters
J: Damn I look good in them though
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B: TIMMY!!
T: Hello there Barbara.
B: Why are you using proper punctuation what the fuck
T: Roy has been teaching me many things off-screen.
T: Mostly crimes.
T: Like arson.
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W: Twitter please verify me I once spoke to Tim Drake-Wayne
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J: I feel like I shouldn't be here
J: I mean not legally obviously but like
J: Emotionally yanno
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T: Inside you there are two wolves
T: One is Dream
T: Oh God the other one is also Dream
T: You are Ranboo
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D: Why is it spelled camouflage and not
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J: Babe come over
T: I can't I'm having an existential crisis
J: Roy's not home
T: Are any of us really, truly... home?
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K: Gotham would have a lot less supervillains if we had more safety rails and shit around giant chemical vats. We don't need Batman we need OSHA
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T: So what's the plan?
K: I dunno, your smart and Jason's mean, come up with something
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T: Dickie: my New Years revolution was to get more attention
T: *camera pans over to a note that says "get more attention by any means necessary"*
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C: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail
T: No, it's my fault. I shouldn't've used my phone call to prank the police
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B: Slept miserably because I was tormented by terrible visions all night 🙄 hope none of it was prophetic
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W: Ten-year-old Dick: hold this!!
W: Bruce: *automatically puts his hand out, using the other to read*
W: Dick: *runs off*
W: The snail now in Bruce's hand: 🐌🐌🐌
W: Bruce:
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T: Random bad guy at Beast-boy, transformed into a frog: Hi Froggie! How's you're day been? ... I wonder if you can understand me. Can you talk?
T: Beast boy: you know you sound fucking dumb right
T: The criminal:
T: Beast boy:
B: Give us more beast boy stories rn
T: Say less
T: Bart: I'm so hungry
T: Beast boy nervously, as a horse: how hungry
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W: Uh. bro what's with the diagonal red lines on your face. wait a minute. Oh, shit are you anime blushing cuz your in love w me??? It's ok dude u can tell me
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T: I bet those colours only shrimps can see suck ass
K: Jealousy isn't the way bro
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J: Roy fighting any criminal, drunk: better hope it takes one bullet, better hope I don't dodge, that better touch my skin and I better fall over. Y'know what's good for you better kill me first, don't hesitate
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D: "I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral
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W: Justice is best served cold
W: If it's served warm, it would be justwater
D: So true bestie what did you say btw I wasn't paying attention
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One Unread Message // Book Three
FanfictionT- Tim Drake. J-Jason Todd. D- Dick Grayson. W- Wally West. R- Roy Harper. ---- ~ Tim and Jason aren't exactly fond of each other, but they might be a little in love; Dick and Wally have a habit of texting each other anything and everything, even t...
