Among Us Logic[HeadCannons|Original]

22.Bro and Ninja

Ninja and Bro took a while to be in a realtion ship and were actually the last ones to get together.

Bro:Stoner he is doing that weird thing again!
Stoner:Who and what?
Ninja:Anata wa totemo orokadesu
Bro:Why did you join an English server?!
Ninja:Naze anata wa mainichi onaji sābā de asobu nodesu ka?!
Stoner:Well he has a point.
Bro:How do you know what he is talking about?!
Ninja:Kare wa anata no yōna bakade wa arimasen.
Stoner:True I'm not an idiot.
Bro:What the-
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Goober:Guys they're at it again!*holding back Bro*
Pirate:Someone get these blasted baboons away from eachother before they tear this ship down!*holding back Ninja*
Bro:He started it by callin be ugly!
Ninja:Watashi wa anata ni watashi no ai o kokuhaku shite imashita, baka!
Bro:See he is insulting me everyday!
Ninja:Ima okonatte jisatsu shite mo īdesu ka?!
Stoner:Imma take Ninja to the room you take Bro to cafeteria.
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Bro:Why can I never get a date?
PoopyFarts96:*wise fart noises explaining that Bro has not being able to understand the many times Ninja has actually confessed his feelings for him and has instead jump to conclusions and caused Ninja to grow a small hate for the man even though he truly still loves him*
Bro:Yeah I didn't get any of that
Ninja:Sore wa watashi to kare dake ga otagai no gengo o shitte irukaradesu.
PoopyFarts96:*waves and farts a hello*
Ninja:Kon'nichiwa
Bro:You just can't stop insulting me huh!?
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Player:So your telling me Ninja has been making fun of you every time he speaks?
Bro:Yes! Everytime he speaks to me he talks in that annoying language! I tell him to stop but then he keeps talking and he tries to act calm about it like he isn't doing anything wrong!
Ninja:*walks out the cafeteria*
Everyone else on the ship:HE IS JAPANESE!!
Bro:What?
Captain:And everyone said I was the dumb one
Stoner:Bro I have explained this before! He can't speak English because he doesn't know how to he only speaks Japanese. It's the same with PoopyFarts96!
Bro:Ooh...he isn't upset is he?
Greaser:*Looks down the hall to see Ninja slicing through the metal walls with his sword*Yeah, he is totally pissed dude.
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Bro:Hey you good?
Ninja:Watashi wa anata o hidoku kizutsuketai nodesuga,-sō sureba watashi mo kizutsukimasu.
Bro:Well you didn't yell so I guess it's a complement. Uh sorry for the misunderstandings want to start over?
Ninja:*smiles*Hai, saisho kara yarinaoshimashou.
Bro:I could even teach you how to speak English and you can teach me Japanese. Dude this is an epic idea.
Ninja:Kōiu oto ga suki.
Goober:Finally they are getting a long.
Angel:How long until they get together?
Stoner:Three months tops.
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Bro:And that's how me and your father got together!
Ninja:Un!
Buro:So all I have to do is bully someone to the point they like me!
Bro:No, we are just saying that....uh...damn
Buro:Yeah that's all I got.
Ninja:Īe, dareka o aishitai nonara, tatakawanai yō ni itte kudasai.-Sō shinai to, akka shimasu.
Buro:Oh ok. So just bully people who annoy you and you take everything they say to offense.
Bro:Wait no!
Buro:Alright Imma go bully Jessie and tell Anemone to have a good day. Bye love you!
Bro:This is why we shouldn't have told her that story.
Ninja:Kōchō ni jeshī o buro kara tōzakeru yō ni ii nasai
Bro:Yeah I will*calls the school*