16.Incorrect Quotes

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This was fun
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Bro:You play it you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die
Stoner:*Plays kazoo*
Ninja:Stoner Ie one
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Engineer:Hiiiya! Hiiiiya!
Captain:Woah, your whips are getting really good.
Engineer:Thanks dad.
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Blue:I wet my bed until 10th grade
Veteran/Player:*laughing at him forever about it*
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BDay:Holy-
Mother:Farty monkey
Rose:SON OF A-
Mother:Bubblewarp
Angel:*pushes Player*Get out of the way a-
Mother:Maintain breath!
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MrCheese:Does this dress make me look fat?
TheGentleman:You look fine.
Player/Veteran/Greaser:*Runs away*
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Pirate:WHO WANTS TO GET CRAZY FOR NEW YEARS?!!
The Action Squad:YEAH!!!!
Goober:*Breaks bottle against Ninja's head*YEAAH!!!!
Stoner/Pirate/Bro:.....
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MrCheese:Hey!
Main Squad:*looks at him*
MrCheese:You're cool!
TheGentleman:Hm?
MrCheese:You're cool!
Player:Thanks bud.
MrCheese:You're cool!
Veteran:Uh thanks I guess?
MrCheese:You're cool!
Greaser:I know!
MrCheese:You're co-
MrEgg:....um
MrCheese:uh....
MrEgg:Come on!
MrCheese:...bye!
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Mother:*picks up phone*Hello?
MrPumpkin:I don't know who your are...
Mother:This is Mother.
MrPumpkin:I will find you...
Mother:It's not Mother.
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TheGentleman:Sir, what's that bottle next to you?
Stoner:It's water dude.
TheGentleman:That's not water it's wine.
Stoner:Well listen here Jesus! I said it's water!
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My Brother:I love this show!
AUL:*Them all having fun*
Me:Let me see.
AUL:*All MrCheese x TheGentleman moments*
Me:Gorgeous!
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Bro:Come on you can do this! Go talk to him.
Stoner:Ok!*walks over to Ninja*Hi!
Ninja:Kon'nichiwa!
Stoner:*points to Bro*My friend thinks your cute.
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Engineer:Alright now I need you to take off you pants.
Gnome:But I'm here for an ankle injury?
Engineer:I know.
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Captain:I had a bad dream can I sleep in your bed tonight?
Stoner:Sure! Why not?
Captain:Oh thanks I'm Captain by the way.
Stoner:Nice to meet you good night!
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Veteran:Bro I had a dream we fucked.
Greaser:Bro it's just a dream.
Vetern:Gay I wouldn't fuck you!
Greaser:You wouldn't?
Veteran:I mean unless you want to...

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