Among Us Logic[HeadCannons|Original]

21:AUL Kids Incorrect Quotes

Helper:There is only one race. The human race.
Buro:*slaps him*What about ninja?
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Satina:So a little bit of changes of plans I'm not going to college anymore I'm going to hell. Um I am very excited!
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King:Oh my god I hate school!
Bill:Oh my god I wanna punch you in the fucking face because complaining isn't going to do shit bitch!
[I sense a beautiful rivalry]
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Ex:I'm so glad we broke up. Like I never even liked you.
Gardener:Mmm ANK! That's pretty incorrect and you know it!
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Rocky:I have a banana peel on the ground and I'm gonna check if it is really slipper like in the cartoon!*slips*AHH-
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Jessie/King:*Spending 0.1 seconds together*
Bill:Wait is this aloud?*looks at Buro*Is that aloud.
Jessie:Stop
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Bill/Rocky:We just realized we're broke and they're laughing at us.
The Other Kids:*laughing*
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Sherriff:Hey Satina what do you want to be when you grow up?
Satina:President!
Sherriff:Aw!
Satina:So I can make slavery legal! again!
Angel:Aw!
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Waiter:Welcome! What can I get for you kids?
FancyChedder:Um I'll have a burger. Uh what do you want sis?
TaylorSwiss:*demonic noises*
FancyChedder:A large holy water.
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Rocky:Dad look it's the good cush!
Stoner:This is the dollar store how good could it be?
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HolySpirit:What is in the corner of my room?
Satina:*demonic noises*
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TaylorSwiss:What you wish you could say to someone. I fucking hate you bitch.
MrEgg:Wait what?
FancyChedder:What you actually say to someone. I fucking hate you bitch.
MrEgg:Why do I feel like Cheese put you both up to this?
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Rocky:*high*Hey Buro ask me what kind of tree I have.
Buro:No.
Rocky:Buro ask me what kind of tree I have.
Buro:No.
Rocky:Just ask me what kind of tree I have.
Buro:*sigh*What kind of tree do you have?
Rocky:Its a Chris Pine.
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Rocky:Hey what's Obama's last name again?
Buro/FancyChedder:*trying to hold Helper back*
Helper:*breaks free and slaps him across the face*
Rocky:*cries*
Captain:My dad senses are tingling.
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Violet:If there are any spirits here tonight tell me...does this sound like Shakira?*sings*
Satina:Bitch you know you better then Shakira!
Luci/HolySpirit:Yeah!
[The groups are forming!]
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TaylorSwiss:*holding a bb gun*Dad it doesn't hurt that much it's a bb gun.
TheGentlemen:*running*
TaylorSwiss:*Chasing him*Come on let's just talk!
MrCheese:Long story short she wants to know where her Halloween candy went.
FancyChedder:Yeah we ate it but blamed dad.
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King:It don't sing in the shower. I preform!
Veteran:*outside the bathroom door*Hit it King!
King:All the time I turn around brothers gathered round. Always looking at me up and down. Looking at my-
Veteran:Enough shower time for you!
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TaylorSwiss/Jessie:*walks in the room*Wake up sleepy head!!!
King:*wakes up*What the heck man?
Bill:*wakes up*What the fuck man?!
TaylorSwiss/Jessie:*laughing*
King/Bill:*looks at eachother*AHHH!!!
Jessie:Another long story short we handcuffed them together.
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Gardener:Bitch called me ugly I said bitch where?
King:Under that helmet
Gardener:*takes off helemet*Bitch where?!
Helper:Hey! My bro is better looking then you!
King:Sure thing braces.
Helper:*cries*
Gnome:WHO DARES HURT MY PLANET DESTROYERS?!?
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Crocus:Just a couple of dudes being guys
Gardener:Just a couple of guys being dudes
Lurkspar:Just a couple of dudes being gay
Rufus:Show me your di-
Rose:ALRIGHTY!!! Play date is over!
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Satina:You ever play that game where your siblings are sun burnt. You put some spoons in the freezer, take them out, then you hit them with it so it rips their skin off?
Violet:What the fuck?
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MrCheese/TheGentlemen:*hears a noise*
TheGentlemen:Shit someone is breaking in!
MrCheese:*Grabs a shot gun from under his pillow*
FancyChedder:*Grabs a kitchen knife*
TaylorSwiss:*Grabs a grenade*
MrCheese:Picked the wrong damn house.
Engineer:Sorry guys I had to come into your room to make sure the ac was working. Player's broke down and-NEVERMIND!
TheGentlemen:1.How long have you been planning this and 2. Now you scared our only ac mechanic.
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Bro:That's it your grounded get on top of the fridge now!
Buro:Kono-ka wa kuso akumudesu!!!
Rocky:So that's a no for the tea party
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Also just because I know some of you are wondering if any of the kids are in groups. Well the kids call them squads and the adults call them groups.

Squad 1:Mini Squad
Squad Members:Jessie, King, Bill, TaylorSwiss
Info:They gained the name because they are like mini versions of their parents, Bill and King fight a lot and Jessie has to deal with it all the time, TaylorSwiss likes watching them fight, TaylorSwiss likes to have battles against her brothers squad. Yes they love each other to death but she likes to have small competitions of who has the better squad, Jessie is the one who has to get them out of trouble most of the time.

Squad 2:Fighting Squad
Squad Members:Helper, Rocky, FancyChedder, Buro
Info:Unlike their name the squad barely fights with each other it's more if they tend to get in fights with others because how overprotective they are of each other, when they do hurt each other it's either because Helper can't help but slap some sense into his friends or Buro messed up during her sword training, they all cosplay together as any fandom they once dressed as the LOV and the FNAF 1 gang, when Rocky does get high he tends to bother Buro because it is easy to get her ticked off, Helper is very helpful with keeping the group in order.

Squad 3:Haunting Squad
Squad Members:Violet, Satina, HolySpirit, Luci
Info:Satina tries to make Violet as evil as possible and HolySpirit tries to make her as nice as possible, Luci tends to say "Its high noon" before shooting someone or something, When made Satina's eyes glow red and her horns stick out more, HolySpirit and Satina grabbed Luci and Violet and fly around with them since the two can fly and Luci and Violet can't, They all very nice to Cub and love him as their uncle.

Squad 4:Flower Boys Squad
Squad Members:Crocus, Larkspur, Gardener, Rufus
Info:They got the name because they all wear a flower on their body. Crocus has one in his hair, Larkspur has one on his necklace, Gardener has one on his hat, Rufus has one on his suit, Gardener say he isn't their friend but he always smiles when around them even if it is a small smirk, Rufus is very chaotic and can cause them to get in a lot of trouble, Crocus and Larkspur looks exactly like each other so it is hard to tell them apart without looking at their flowers.

Anemone like to be a loner and stays by herself.