random aphmau head canon things

what i think of the list + rating them

ok i wrote this at 6 am so if it's all over the place i'm sorry also warning : mature themes / discussion of sex

if you don't know about the list uh.. you can probably figure it out and if you can't this is not the chapter for you

Aphmau and Dante (S1)
- 100% sure it was in malachi's castle (poor malachi)
- when aphmau said garroth and laurence were overreacting they obviously weren't 😳
- was kinda hinted at in s2 where dante was like we could've been something teehee but now we're like siblings (WHICH FOR SOME REASON IS A REOCCURRING ISSUE BETWEEN APHMAU CHARACTERS)
- was dante aphmau's first time?? wait-
- honestly not super surprising. dante's hot and they did have a bit of chemistry at the beginning.
- solid 7/10

Garroth and Laurance
- "so i know we're like brothers and in love with the same girl, plus you sorta called me a man whore but do you want to have sex?"
- i don't even know when this couldve happened. it had to be in s1 but then how would aphmau be laurence's first kiss?? did they just fuck and that was it??
- i don't have brothers but the people i consider brothers i'd not do that with them
- please get therapy
- 4/10? 3/10?

Katelyn and Jeffory
- honestly it was probably all cute and loving or whatever
- this sorta makes sense? a lot more sense than the others
- honestly think the jury members all had a thing for each other at some point.
- jeffory was likely very comforting
- overall not bad. i can agree with this.
- 6/10

Katelyn and Lilian
- they're both so hot
- i want to be both of them in this situation
- once again think all the jury members had a thing
- the scene at the docks was so 🦋
- astronomical sexual tension
- angry sex for sure
-8/10

Zenix and Vylad
-... no comment?
- probably happened in the nether
- not going to talk about my theory because it's sad and makes me feel sick
- don't like it at all
- 1/10