random aphmau head canon things

how old i think the mcd characters were when they lost their v card (and who to)

MATURE / SEXUAL TOPICS

aaron -
obviously his wife. i feel like the lycans weren't traditional, but like he still "saved" himself for marriage. maybe like 19?? idk aaron's ages confuse me.

aphmau -
so, like according to the list it would be dante but i don't agree with this at all?? but i'm not sure who else she would've lost her virginity to?? like i think she was about 23? and it was just some guy she talked to for a little bit.

travis -
ok well, since he was isolated his whole life it was probably around 25 years old. i guess? i want to say it was to lucinda but i don't think they ever actually had sex. soimgonnasayisabel. BUT HEAR ME OUT. there was some weird tension between them. like i feel like she's the cute girl next door and even if travis is super flirty, she's definitely the kind of girl he'd lose it to.

lucinda -
laurence. no further comment. i don't even remember if they have any sort of tension in mcd but i just feel like they fucked.

laurence -
apparently it was garroth. #brotherbond. anyways i actually think it was one of hayden's guards. because like, he would obviously be super close to them?? since they're there to protect him?? they probably like snuck around and had a cute little secret relationship. he was about 17, i'd say.

garroth -
OKAY HEAR ME OUT. i know the ro'meaves are catholic so he definitely didn't have sex before marriage while living in okhasis. so, i think it was zoey. it just makes sense. like he was sad about aphmau, zoey was there, one thing led to another, yeah yeah. probably like 24?

katelyn -
ok so i want to say jeffory? i feel like it would be jeffory? but he was married? with a kid? so like idk where this would work time-line wise. jeffory definitely wouldn't cheat on his wife but i don't know. maybe after his wife passed away? either way it was him. katelyn was probably like 19?

jeffory -
me 😘. just kidding but i don't think it was his wife. because like, i doubt he's crazy religious? probably like some girl he was seeing for months and months and then lost his virginity to her, then met his wife and broke things off with her to be with his wife. probably like 17.

dante -
23. to nicole. i don't care about the aphmau thing. or how it works with time lines. i just love dante and nicole and it makes sense that they were each other's first times.

nicole -
dante. literally just the thing above.

kawaii~chan -
brendan. which is so gross but like. kawaii~chan lived kinda isolated with a whole bunch of little maid girls, i feel like she would be very into any dude that paid her any mind after that. at least i would. but maybe i'm just a hoe who knows. anyways i think it was brendan. like, 20? i don't know. canonically the characters are in their 30's but i don't agree.