One kiss~Ennotana

[Gay 🏳️‍🌈]

Tanaka POV:

I was riding along, the pressure of the wind hitting my face as I passed by mountains full of tall trees. I got a little brave and began showing off to no one, considering it was an empty road. I popped a few wheelies, and tilted my bike closer to the road a few times. After I was done goofing off, I thought about what happened.

Im so happy, I'm finally able to say that the hottest guy in the face of the earth is dating me, Tanaka Ryu. Sis is going to be so stoked she knows I've liked him sense first year and she'll be over the moon, her and her ships. I thought to myself, rolling my eyes, full well knowing I was going to have a screaming sister, fangirling over my relationship.

I looked up at the road again, seeing the I subconsciously drove to my house, which was good for me because that's where I was planning to go. I rolled up to the driveway and parked my bike, taking off my helmet and putting it away. I used my keys and unlocked the door, to see my sister watching Black Butler on the couch.

"I'm home sis." I yelled as she paused her show. She looked me up and down and said,

"Where's your leather jacket?" Wow she's observant, I'll have too keep that in mind.

"I- uh about that." I said, scratching the back of my neck. "I gave it to Chika."

"Chika? You mean Ennoshita? Sense when did you call him 'Chika'?"

"Sense we started dating during the sleepover at Noya's."

"Woah, woah, woah. Yalls are dating? And you didn't call me first?"

"I- it just kinda happened."

"Are you going to tell mom and dad that you have a boyfriend? They both think your dating Kiyoko."

"They think I'm dating Kiyoko?"

"Well you did seem to talk about her a lot, and don't forget that she helped you that time they asked who you liked. Even though she's totally a lesbian."

"Ah frick I forgot about that whole incident. I'll explain it to them when they get home." I said as I grabbed the remote and flopped onto the couch. I resumed the show and planned to watch it with her until they got home.

"I'm home!" My dad exclaimed as he bursted through the door, with mom following behind him.

"Tell them Ryu."

"Tell us what hon?"

"I- um I'm dating someone."

"We know that delightful Kiyoko right?"

"Ah no mom, actually she just covered for me. I never dated her."

"Well then who are you dating sport?"

"U-um I'm dating Chika." I say looking at the floor.

"HA I KNEW IT BABE YOU OWE ME 1000 YEN!" My mom exclaimed as she threw out her hand expectingly.

"You betted on my love life?!"

"OF COURSE I DID, HUN YOUR SO OBVIOUSLY ATTRACTED  TO HIM. I SEE YOU LOOKING AT PHOTOS OF HIM ALL THE TIME!"

"MOM I DO NOT LOOK AT PHOTOS OF HIM!" I yelled, covering my face with my hands as heat rose to my face.

"Also Saeko your obviously bisexual like Ryu. I mean I see you looking at Tsukishimas older brother and Lev's older sister all the time!"

"MOM!"

"Your bisexual too sis?"

"I know I'm the smartest one here, a fellow bisexual herself can see when other bisexuals are in panic mode. I'm just that good."

"YOUR BISEXUAL TOO!?" Me and Saeko exclaimed in unison.

"Why of course dears. I'm just that cool." My mother said, flipping her short brown hair as she walked toward dad.

"Did dad know?"

"Of course I knew sport. I mean, we've been married for 35 years now." My dad said, hugging my mother by her waist.

"IS DAD BISEXUAL TOO?!" I exclaimed.

"Yessiree." He said, pointing his bisexual finger guns at me. He stole the bisexual finger guns from me I can't even.

"YOU JUST STOLE MY BISEXUAL FINGER GUNS MOVE!"

"I thought that's what all bisexuals did?" My dad said in confusion.

"Only me and my bro Noya use it. I mean look at that boi, he's sooo into Asahi."

"HA I KNEW HE WAS BI TOO PAY UP, BEACH!" My mom said once again throwing her hand out to my dad. My dad finally grabbed out his wallet and began to pay the woman.

"How many bets did you make mom?"

"On every single person in your volleyball team."

"Now I'm curious to see which ones you got right. Ryu, do you know everyone's sexuality." Saeko questioned.

"Yes, yes I do."

"I'm going to be so broke!" Dad said. Poor dad, and rip his wallet 2020-2021.

"First off, Enno is gay. Saw Daichi and Suga doing ..... stuff that was pretty gay. Kino and Narita are also gay. Asahi is gay. Hinata and Kageyama are super gay, saw them making out at school the other day. Terushima, a bisexual flirted with Yams who got all red, Tsukishima was jealous and almost killed Terushima. Both gay. Yachi and Kiyoko are soo gay for each other it hurts."

"Who isn't gay in your squad?" My dad said, as my mom snatched up all the money in his wallet.

"Everyone is gay, dad. Well I mean me and Noya are like half gay, but it still counts." I say waving my finger in his face.

"NOOO MY WALLET!" Dad said, seeing nothing was left. Sucks to be you dad, don't bet with mom you should know this she ALWAYS wins.