Genderbend Batfamily Group Chat

Two: Eye Contact

~{a sad group of orphans and their keeper™}~

Mamatodd: i have a query

BWayne: SCHOOL!

Mamatodd: cool your tits B, i'm in Study Hall

WaffleBrown: <insert fake British accent> what pray tell is your query, my fair lady?

Catboy: lol

Mamatodd: well, the name of this chat is 'a sad group of orphans and their keeper'

Dixiepixie: yes, which is r00d by the way!

Gayboy69: it's spelled 'rude' not 'r00d', just for your information

Dixiepixie: how r00d of you to correct me

Dixiepixie: and i believe it's spelled as 'r00d', which this chat's name is.

BranG: well it may be 'r00d', but it's true

Mamatodd: actually no, it's not, because not all of us here are orphans.

Gayboy60: we-

Gayboy69: damn....

Gayboy69: she right

BranG: actually no, she isn't. My mom is dead (in my heart, plus she ain't around so yeah) so that makes me half orphan.

BranG: the same for my red haired angle, Kevin, and Jazz

BranG: Dixie, Cam, Tam and Breanne are full orphans

BranG: Steph's mom is M.I.A. and his dad in prison, so his basically one quarter orphan

BranG: and Alfreda is our keeper

Mamatodd: Harry and Danielle?

BranG: ....damn. u right

WaffleBrown: ex girlfriend of mine, what do you think of the naming of the chat? 🤔

[2 minutes later]

Dixiepixie: Tam?

[5 minutes later]

Gayboy69: Tammy?

[5 more minutes later]

Mamatodd: Jackie!

[13 ½ minutes later]

Daniwayne: Drake!?

Tambrie: guys, i fucked up royally

Daniwayne: unsurprising

Mamatodd: on a scale of 1 to 10 what level of fucked up is urs (1 being 'Mah', 10 being 'shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit')?

Tambrie: 35

Mamatodd: damn...

BranG: now i'm interested

Catboy: what u do?

Tambrie: oh nothing

Tambie: just possibly, slightly, ever so discretly licked Connor...

Tambrie: ...on the eye...

Dixiepixie: excuse me, what!?

Tambrie: don't make me repeat it!