BranG create a groupchat
BranG added: AlfredPennyworth, BWayne, Gayboy69, Dixiepixie, DJcamdog, Mamatodd, WaffleBrown, Tambrie, Daniwayne, and Catboy
BranG named the chat: a sad group of orphans and their keeper™
BranG: hello, Gothamits!
BranG: ...that is what u call someone from Gotham, right?
Mamatodd: how the hell should we know!?
Tambrie: and more importantly, what on this round earth is this!?
BranG: a group chat with the fam!
Mamatodd: gross
Dixiepixie: oh honey, no. just no
BranG: oh come on!
BranG: i thought a group chat with the gang would be nice.
Daniwayne: i am not apart of any gang, and u can't prove i am!
Tambrie: demon, wtf?
BranG: i don't mean a literal gang, devil child. i mean the gang™
BranG: the Wayne's and Co.
BranG: the Batfamily!
Mamatodd: gross
Dixiepixie: oh honey no, just no
Daniwayne: i think this whole group chat is stupid and i've seen Drake's wardrobe, so i know stupid
Tambrie: how DARE u!
Tambrie: u WISH u had a wardrobe like mine!
Tambrie: i have stuff Lady GaGa would be jealous OF!
Tambrie: i have runway level clothes, stuff supermodels would pay ME to wear!
Tambrie: plus what do U know about fashion!? u literally wear nothing but school girl uniforms!
Tambrie: seriously! who wears plad skirts, sweater vests, ties, and dress shoes OUT of school? and WORSE, she only has three colors, THREE! grass GREEN, emerald GREEN, and forest GREEN!
Tambrie: green, Green, GREEN!!!
Daniwayne: AT LEAST I DON'T OWN A KUALA ONESSIE!
Daniwayne: SERIOUSLY! WHO OWNS ONE OF THOSE!?
Daniwayne: SHE DOESN'T EVEN SLEEP IN IT! SHE ONLY WEARS IT FOR HIKING!
Daniwayne: HIKING GOD DAMN IT, HIKING!!!
Mamatodd: i prefer to say gods damn it, or Hades/Satan bless it.
Daniwayne: WHATEVER! I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT MENTALLY STABLE PERSON WOULD WEAR A ANIMAL SUIT TO HIKE!
Tambrie: IT'S FOR MY INSTAGRAM, U UNCULTURED SWINE! THE CRAZIER THE PHOTOS, THE HIGHER THE LIKES!
Tambrie: MAYBE U SHOULD PUT DOWN UR ANXIET AND MAKE SOME GODS DAMN SOCIAL CONNECTION!!!
Tambrie: I actually feel bad for Breanne, BECAUSE THE ONLY BLOOD-GRANDCHILDREN SHE'LL GET WILL BE FROM HARRY!!!
Tambrie: BECAUSE U'LL OBVIOUSLY DIE SAD, OLD AND ALONE SURROUNDED BY THE CORPSES OF YOUR DECEASED CATS, DOGS, TURKEYS AND COWS!!!
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Genderbend Batfamily Group Chat
FanfictionAlfredaPennyworth: silent chatter, lives for blackmail. Breanna Wayne: mother,wishes she was born before technology. Luis Fox: sipping tea, grateful she blocked Brandon Gordon. Kevin Kane: gay boy, types inappropriate things, always. Brandon Go...
