~love like cake~ SEASON 2

All mine

*Jade POV*

I was sitting with drake, clinging onto his arm

Zach: WABAAM! WHAT'S UP BITCHES!?

Jade: eh...
Huggies UwU

Drake: meh lil dino

Jade: shut up and gimme cubbles

Zach: I thought it was cuddle-

Drake: it is-

Jade: nuh, it's cubble!

Zach: AHA! Real dumb people be like...

Jade: I'm not dumb, I'm just very...
Uh...
Ver-

Drake: illiterate...

Zach: posh bitch-

Drake: just smart!

Zach: sure-

Drake: Ima slap yo face, in the face-

Jade: nuh! Cubbles!

Drake: awh...

Zach: it's movie night tonight!

Drake: yay!

Jade: yesh! Finally!

A random cheerleader walks over

?: Hey boys! Jade...

Jade: fuck off brit-

Brit: damn girlie don't gotta snap cuz I'm hitting up ya boys...

Jade: only one is mine-

Brit: which one..?

Jade: take a guess...

Brit: ...pink boy looks like your kinda type...

Jade: go fuck yourself, you absolute retarded chicken...

Drake: *giggles*

Brit: to be quite real with you Jade, I was more or less planning on fucking that guy there...

Brit: *points at drake*

Drake: yeah....no....

Jade: yo fuck off, peice of actual crap brit...

Brit: and if I don't..?

Jade: then I'll shove my leather boots so far up your ass-

Brit: that's assault!

Jade: no, this is assault...
*Shoves her to the dumpster*

Brit: HELP ME! I'M BEING BEATEN UP!
*Fake cry*

A fellow cheerleader runs to her aid

?: Jade! Hello, what happening!?

Jade: *smirks at Brit*
Brit was trying to hurt me so I shoved her!

?: I'm getting the principal!

The cheerleader runs off

Brit: you lying scumbag!

Jade: ahaha... That's ironic...

Brit: bitch

Jade: shut the fuck up for once in your pathetic little life...

Brit: my life's a whole chunk of gold, co-captin if the cheerleaders, star looks, even a hot boyfriend!

Jade: ...care to show me this..."boyfriend" of yours? Cuz you were just trying to flirt with my boyfriend...

Brit: Simple darling...that guy is my boyfriend, or soon will be...

Jade: try me bitch-

Principal: ahem...what's happening here ladies..?

Jade: Brit...how 'bout you explain..?

Brit: she assaulted me!

Jade: heh...why would I do that...?

Brit: beca-

Drake: because you were hitting on her boyfriend...
Aka me, I would know...

Principal: flirt or not, my office, both of you...
In fact, drake you too...

Drake: why me..?

Principal: you shouldn't have gotten involved!

Drake: fine...

❤️ In detention ❤️

*Third person POV*

Jade: ugh...it's like my home here...

Brit: better be-

Drake: shut up Brit...

Brit: awh, don't be so feisty drake~

Drake: shut up...

Jade: he's not interested Brit...

Brit grabs drake by the collar of his shirt

Drake: fuck off Brit, you absolute slut...

She lets go

Brit: why be so feisty when you can have this..?

Drake: whatever you're saying, you're not my type...

Jade: cuz I am...

Brit: ya wanna go..?

Jade: bring it...

Brit: I can make him blush before you...

Jade: wanna bet..?

Brit: I bet...
Everything in my perfect life...

Jade: aha...if you win...
You can kiss drake.

Brit: confident much..?

Jade: ya gotta be...

Brit: you're on...

She walked up to drake

Brit: hello drake~

She stood behind him

Drake: what is it now..?

She pulled his jacket off

Drake: gimme dat I'm cold

He put it back on

Jade: that failed miserably aha!

Jade walks to drake  (sexy voice activated)

Jade: hey...

Drake: u-uh hey...

Jade climbs onto his lap facing him

❤️ Me writing: OH HELL NAWHH, girl you nastyyyyy ❤️

Jade: I win...

Jade leaned into drake and kissed him

Brit: who's the slut now..?

Jade: still you...

Brit: did you not see how sexual that was!?

Jade: at least I don't run around going...
*Mocking tone*
Oh, I'm about to fuck this guy, oh please touch me, oh I lov-

Brit: SHUT UP!

Jade: as I've once said, "truth hurts"
So go get some other h0rny dude to make you moan, and fuck off

She ran off

Jade: tehe

Drake: awh, lil dino just had a big rawh

Jade: mhm UwU
*Rawr*

Drake: I thought you were a big scary T-rex but you're nothing but a lil baby stegosaurus...

She curled up on him

Jade: all mine...