BakuDeku One Shots

Girls Night

Bottom Shoto with a Top Kirishima (Also a lot of vulgar talking, had to have some help with this :c) A tiny bit of Momo Jiro but only at the end

Bakugou laid on the Black and pink colored bed as he began his rant.

"And so I told him, he needed to stop sucking ghost dick and suck a real one before he knows how he feels about gays! Oh boy did that embarrass him. Deku was behind me trying to get me to stop but I'm, surprisingly, not the one who picked the fight. But let me tell you, if i see that man and is 2 inch dick again, he better pray that there is a God with mercy." the girls were very invested in the conversation as they finished applying the clay face mask to each other. Todoroki was laying right next to the blond. Two perfectly cut cucumbers covering his eyes.

"Tell me about it..." They knew this was going to be a night of the two going off. For being the 2 most closed off emotionally wise, they carried a lot of drama. Especially since both were dating guys. They kinda bonded over being bottoms.

"Like Deku's 8 inch dick could reach deeper than his fingers."

"Same, Kirishima's 7 incher is better"

"Shitty hair is only 7" Bakugou laughed.

"At least Im not only in love with his dick" Todoroki rose a brow which was barely noticed because the cucumber on his eyes. He waited for a response. After a few seconds of silence a response was produced.

"I do love Deku! I could barely last 7 hours without him."

"That pretty specific.... what did you do time it?"

"Fuck you!" Todoroki released a small giggle.

Meanwhile with the boys~

"So why couldnt Bakubro and my baby come with us to the boys and Denki night?" It was a running joke since Denki came out as non-binary (of course they made sure said enby was ok with it).

"Their having girls night with the girls, Kacchan always does that. Haven't you noticed." The greenette answered as he pulled out a game of Twister that had 'GAY' written in red sharpie from one of Bakugou's rage fits over the game. Kirishima started to pout.

"Not since he kept stealing my boyfriend. Its like their gay lovers always running around with each other and never with us." His pout and jealousy started to match each other.

"Kacchan wouldn't leave me. I can say that for sure."

"And how would you know that?"

"One IM Kacchan's gay lover and two... he loves my dick was too much to leave. I can show you videos of him begging for it, if you dont believe me." The dark look on the greenettes face proved his point. Bakugou was a slut for Midoriya's dick.

Back to Girls Night~

"Bakubabe what color do you want your nails?"

"Do green, I wanna get dicked down tomorrow" Bakugou stated no shame as he finished painting Todoroki's nails. Todo gave a rather disgusted look. "You might not wanna go to Shitty hair's room tomorrow, half n' half"

"but we were supposed to have a stay in date in his room" The Canadian flag muttered with a pout.

"Unless you're into voyeurism then I'd change your plans and don't come back til the next day. I dont plan on stopping"

"Why are you two like this... competing even with about significant other." Momo said as she face palmed. She finished painting the last musical note on Jiro's nail.

"They always got something going on, that why they're invited. Too bad Denki didn't want to come..." The conversation turned rather normal for most of the night before the two boys go a hold of the conversation again.

Word Count 581 (Unedited)