Teacher: Why do I hear you talking?
Me: Because you have ears DUHHHH!!
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: What?
Guy: When u fell from heaven
Girl: Awww that's so swee-
Guy: Because it looks like u landed on your face!!!!
Guy: I wouldn't go out with u if u were the last person on earth!
Girl: If I was the last person on earth, u wouldn't be here!!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she ran away from the ball!⚽️
There are 894739201 so lazy they didn't even read this number
"I got an A in spelling!" Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied "There is no A in spelling!!!
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