Turtle: I hate roses
Rabbit: why?
Turtle: idk
Penguin: then why did you give dragon roses
Turtle: figured if I can get the two things I hate AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS POSSIBLE, then I wouldn't be depressed
C.l.: * hugs dragon* why do you hate him?!?
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Giraffe: * holds up a dorito*
Astro: * walks over* my god.... WHY DID YOU SOMMON BILL CIPHER?!?
Giraffe: ...?
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Cops: * breaks down tacos door* PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
Taco: * puts his hands up* I put my hands up in the air sometimes...
Cops: ...?
Taco: singing aaao baby let's go...
Cops: * very confused*
Taco: and it goes on and on and on!
Cops: I-
Taco: and it goes on and on and on yeah! Cops your turn!
Cops: * still confused* I put my hands up in the air sometimes..
Taco: singing aaaao
Cops: * less confused* baby let's go
Taco and cops: and it goes on and on and on!
Taco: * slowly backs away and runs*
Cops: and it goes on and on and on ye- wait
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Serpent: * slowly rises* wooooop * goes back down*
C.l.: * points* there it is!
Serpent: * slowly rises* wooop * goes back down*
Penguin: * turns around* there it is!
Serpent: * slowly rises* woooop * goes back down*
White tiger: * dances* 🎶 there it is! 🎶
Penguin and c.l.: * slowly turns and looks at white tiger*
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Alien: ASTRO WHAT WAS THE ONE THING I ASKED YOU NOT TO DO?
Astro: ... raise the dead
Alien: and WHAT DID YOU DO?
Astro: ... raise the dead...
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Tree: I'm sorry but the microwave isn't working so-
Giraffe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Tree: ... so I will have to heat them up on the stove
Giraffe: AAACEPPPTTTAAABBLLLLLLEEE!
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Deer: fox how many cups of coffee did you have?
Fox: * shaking* 52, why? I can come up with a coffee machine that doesn't use coffee beans
Deer: oh idk... THE FLIPPING COFFEE MACHINE IS ON FIRE!!!
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Raven: * grabs keys* need anything from the store?
Gremlin: HOLY WATER!
Raven; ... not going to ask * walks out the door*
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Sloth: * slowly* why do people keep on rushing me?
Serpent: why do people keep on correcting me?
Egg: why do people keep on judging me?
Rottweiler: why do people keep on calling me stupid?
Rabbit: ... why do people keep on beating me?
Everyone: ... WHAT?!?
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Penguin: no touching my latte!
Rabbit: * boops it*
Penguin: HE TOUCHED ME LATTE!
Eagle: ... * goes and buys a latte*
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C.l.: I like hand writing letters then sending them to friends and family. But the ones I send to my enemies tho... * finishes letter*
Person: * gets a letter*
The letter: * link address* please watch this I think you will enjoy~
Person: ... CURSE YOU C.L.!
C.l.: * giggles* don't get in my bad side
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Penguin: * goes on google and types in how to*
Google top results: 1 how to tie a knot 2 how to make a meme 3 how to google something...
Penguin: IM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS! THE WORLD IS DOOMED!
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Welp this was something. If you use any of my incorrect quotes please credit me. Ty my fans and TTFN! Only a few people will know what that means
