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Jellyfish: * jokingly flirts*
Dragon: * jokingly flirts back*
C.l.: * jokingly flirts*
Dragon: * actually likes her*
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Raven: you can make any song sound depressing.
Penguin: * in a sad voice* " Because I'm happy come along if you feel happiness is with you." * tears trail down face*
C.l.: ... just please stop
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Dragon: * mumbles and says super fast* my future wife say what.
C.l.: what?
Dragon: *proud*
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Frog: * looks at car* how did you crash it?
B.c.: well you see I was driving then all of a sudden a deer jumped out and-
Deer: DUDE I WAS WALKING ACROSS THE STREET!
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Rabbit: nice top
C.l.: thx
Dragon: I have a name.
C.l.: what?
Dragon: what?
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Banana: if I punch myself and it hurt, would I be strong or weak?
C.l.: an idiot.
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Penguin: say cheese!
Giraffe: IMA GIRAFFE!
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Eagle: look at me!
Penguin: I would but...
Eagle: but?
Penguin: * sobs* your- your face. It's too adorable!
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Swan: * dances around and whispers* I am unstoppable
Egg: unshakable
Penguin: YOU KNOCK ME DOWN I GET UP AGAIN!
Swan: ... wha-
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C.l.: * sings* don't stop believing.
Tree: I won't I promise.
Eagle: ... I stopped years ago
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Giraffe: I see the tree tops.
Rhino: ... ITS A JUNGLE!
Penguin: safari run!
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Tree: Santa clause is coming...
Gremlin; * grabs shotgun* time for war
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C.l.: * texts* hey dragon my parents are out you know what that means...
Dragon: * texts* I'm coming over
C.l.: * texts* don't forget the pillows!
Dragon: * texts* I won't! This will be the best pillow fort!
C.l:: * texts* heck yeah!
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Ice cream: * dances*
Taco: somebody come and get her she's dancing like a stripper-
Egg: * slaps taco* no!
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Mouse: people say I'm Mickey Mouse...
Pig: and people say I'm peppa pig...
* meanwhile*
Mickey Mouse: who are these ripoffs?
Peppa pig: idk but I'm scared.
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Bear: I'm kawaii
Kitty: kawaii-Chan!
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Serpent: sssssstop correcting me!
C.l.: please stop correcting me.
Serpent: ssssssscrew you!
C.l.: screw you.
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Teacher: * has a lot of maps*
C.l.: * calls my strange addiction* hey I have a teacher...
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