𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗 𝖕𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖊 | bts 8th member

~4~

"JUNGKOOK!" Soomin shouted as she stormed out of her bedroom in search of the maknae boy. There was absolutely no way in hell she was going to let him get away with this again.

She ran down the stairs and headed into the living room where the seven boys she lived with were all sat, enjoying their, up until now, peaceful evening. As she entered the room, Soomin saw Jungkook scrambling over the back of the sofa that he had been sat on, and duck down behind it in an attempt to hide from her.

"Jungkook, you snack-stealing bunny, get your ass over here!"

"Language, Soomin!" Jin warned, giving her a disapproving look.

"Sorry, Jinnie-oppa." She said and sent him a small smile, knowing full well that none of the boys could say no to her when she flashed them a smile.

Jungkook quickly peeked over the top of the sofa and shot back down when he spotted Soomin glaring at him.

"You know, I'm older than you, Min Min. You should treat me with respect, too." Jungkook's voice piped up.

"Only by twenty-seven months. And I'll treat you with respect once you Stop. Stealing. My. Food."

Jungkook's head peeked over the back of the sofa again and he slowly shuffled his way over to Namjoon, keeping his eyes trained on an angry Soomin as he did. 

The rest of the boys were carefully watching both Jungkook and Soomin. The two youngest members of BTS teased each other endlessly and often got into silly, little arguments that ended up with one of them being chased around the house by the other and the older boys having to separate them. 

Sometimes it was difficult for the six older boys to know whether to laugh at the maknaes or to tell them off.

"Are you sure Jungkook ate your snacks?" Namjoon asked.

"Yes! I know it was him!"

"Do you have any proof?" said Yoongi.

"Yeah, I- YAH! Stop defending him!" Soomin exclaimed, a little pout appearing on her face.

Jungkook gave a silent 'haha' look to her and she glared back at him while slowly dragging a finger across her neck in a slicing motion.

Soomin turned to J-Hope and looked at him with her signature puppy-dog eyes. "You believe me, right Hobi?" 

"You're on your own here, kiddo."

"Argh! I hate all of you!" She said.

"We love you too, Min Min." Laughed Jimin.

Over by Namjoon, Jungkook started snickering at Soomin's frustration. She shot him a lethal look and grabbed the nearest thing to her, which happened to be one of the sofa pillows, lobbed it at Jungkook's head and dashed out of the room before any of the boys could tell her off. 

The muffled laughter of the six older boys filled the living room and Jungkook whined at them while sitting back down in a huff, "Hyungs, don't laugh!" 

~***~

Meanwhile, Soomin was pacing in her bedroom, thinking of ways that she could get back at Jungkook. She could always switch his shampoo with hair removal cream... no, that's probably too harsh and ARMY would be so mad at her. Maybe she could drink all of his banana milk but, truth be told (or untold haha), he would probably just go out and buy more straight afterwards. What about drawing on his face with a permanent marker while he was asleep? But that would mean she would have to actually find a permanent marker, and she was pretty sure they didn't have any in the house. Going to the store was not an option either. Yes, she was desperate to get back at Jungkook but she wasn't that desperate.

"Ha, I've got it!" She exclaimed loudly then looked around at the empty room and realised she was talking to herself. "If there were cameras in here, people would think I'm a crazy person." 

Soomin grabbed her phone from her bed and opened the Vlive app. Quickly checking her appearance in a mirror, she sat down at her desk and started the Vlive. Within seconds, thousands of ARMYs had joined and the chatbox was moving so fast that Soomin could barely read anything. 

areallifearmybomb OMO, IT'S SOOMIN!!!!!

stanot8forever we've finally got another solo soomin Vlive

justinseagullspigeonfriend when are you releasing your mixtape Soomin?

thegeniuslabismyhome how are you doing today Soomin? 

"Hi, everyone!" Soomin waved at the camera, the sleeves of her oversized hoodie covering the majority of her hand.

"I'm sure you're wondering why I've suddenly decided to do a Vlive. Well, let me tell you what happened today..." 

"So, today we had a day off and I was just hanging out in my bedroom watching 'True Beauty' when I started to feel a bit hungry. Not hungry enough to eat a whole meal but hungry enough to eat a couple of snacks. I paused my kdrama on Han Seojun's handsome face and went to the kitchen to get the snacks that I had bought a few days ago, only to find them missing." 

Soomin took a few moments to compose herself before she continued. People stealing her food really made her angry. 

"There is only one person in this house that would have the guts to eat my snacks, and that is Jeon Jungkook."

Soomin watched the chatbox blow up.

vminsoulmates THE AUDACITY OF THIS BOY

kdramasaresuperior OH MAN, HOLY SHI-

mooniesoominie poor soomin just wanted to eat 

"And listen to this, ARMY. When I went to beat that man-sized bunny up, my members basically DEFENDED him and asked me if I had proof! So... I've decided to take my revenge by telling embarrassing stories of Jungkook." 

She grinned evilly at the camera and tapped her finger on her chin in thought. "Which one should I start with?" 

billboardno1singersbts unnie please tell us what Jungkook said was tasty in Busan!

"Ahhh" Soomin laughed. "I'm probably going to be told off by my managers for saying this but-"

A loud banging on the bedroom door interrupted her and Jungkook's voice could be heard from the other side of the door. "Soomin, let me in!" 

Soomin turned to the camera and giggled. "I think kookie was watching the Vlive. Pray for me, ARMY!"

"Soomin, unlock this door before I kick it down!" 

The last thing Soomin wanted was a broken bedroom door so she picked up the camera and carried it with her over to the door. She quickly unlocked the door and the moment the lock clicked out of place, she dashed across the room and grabbed her plushie to protect her. 

Jungkook stormed into the room, heading straight towards the girl who was frantically waving her plushie about like she was trying to get rid of a demon. He stopped in front of her and raised his eyebrows at the sight before him. Sometimes he forgot how crazy Soomin was.

"Begone, you huge bunny!" 

The boy took the camera out of Soomin's hand and began talking to ARMY. "I don't know if Min Min managed to finish her sentence but don't believe anything she said. I'm a pure and innocent man." 

Soomin's snickers could be heard in the background. "Yeah right."

"Now, if you'll excuse us, ARMY, I need to have a chat with Soomin about bringing up certain topics that we promised never to speak of again."

And with that, Jungkook ended the Vlive. 

But the second he looked up from the camera, Soomin had already run out of her bedroom and down the hallway. "Jinnie-oppa, please save me! Jungkook's going to tickle me to death!"

A/N: Please comment any scenarios that you want to see! It can be of the whole group or just between Soomin and one/ a few of the boys. Don't be a silent reader! :)

Q: Who do you ship Soomin with?

A/N 2: STREAM FILM OUT BY BTS!!!!!