Petofi Danor

Bruno and Abbacchio/Bruno és Abbacchio

Volt ket szep olasz fiu

Az egy Abbacchio volt, a masik Bruno

Mindketten szeretek nagyon egymast

Attol meg hogy a mafiaba baszogattak

Diavolo leszarta,

Hogy mi a faszt csinalnak ott a csoportba

Egyszer amikor a csoport elment harcolni

Bucciarati nagyot akart baszni

Abbacchio megegyezett vele,

Es elmentek egy kulonos szobaba

Es jo nagyott akartak baszni egymasba.

Abbacchio nagyot blusholt

Es beletette faszat a lyukba

Bruno nyogott egyett

Es hangos uvoltott mint egy kecske.

Amig baszogattak ide es oda

Nem tudtak hogy a csoport nezi

Neztek ahogy szexeltek

Es Giorno sohajtott egyett

"O geci, ezek idiotak"Mondta Narancia amig hanyott

Mista majdnem beszart,

Amig Trish mar nem akart nezni oda

Fugo folalt es megszolalt

"Mondjuk meg nekik, hogy ez egy baj"

Mindenki egyett ertett vele

Es bementek a szobaba, es vertek egyet.

Bevertek a szobabaBruno visitott egyett,

Amig Abbacchio sirva fakadt

Narancia elkezdett nevetni mint egy vad allat

Es mindenki azt hitte hogy egy clown

Giorno kiabalt es azt mondta

"NE BASSZATOK MERT EZ MAR UNDORITO"

"Undorito?" Mondta Bruno,

Amig takarta el a konyeit a vilagtol

Hirtelen Bruno elovett egy pisztolyt

Fejbe lotte magat es meghot

Abbacchio sirt egyett es folvette a pisztolyt

"en is meghalok akkor!" Mondta szomoru

Meglotte magat a fejbe,

Es meghalt egy jo egyett

Mindenki csodalkozva nezett

Es Fugo azt mondta hogy "odanezz!"

Ott volt kint az ablakon egy madar,

Aki epp szar egy pizzan.

There were two italian boys

One of them was Bruno

and the other was Abbacchio

Both of them loved eachother,

Even though they were in the mafia.

Diavolo didnt care

what happened within the group

So one day,

when the others were on a mission

Bruno proposed an idea

to fuck him in his bed.

Abbacchio agreed

and took him to a room

threw him on the bed

and took his tooth.

Abbacchio blushed

and put it in

Bruno then moaned

like he was a goat in his crate.

while they were enjoying themselves

they didnt realize,

that the entire team was staring at them,

behind their sight.

Giorno sighed and spoke these words,

"These are dumbasses who need mental help."

"Yeah I think so too" Said Narancia while puking

Mista nearly shat himself,

While Trish was barely looking.

Fugo stood up and said wisely

"We need to tell them this a problem worth fixing."

Everyone agreed, and headed inside,

to see the sight of these two italian guys.

Bruno covered himself in embarassement

As Abbacchio shed a tear.

Giorno looked them in the eyes and said,

"THIS IS DISGUSTING"

"Disgusting?" Said Bruno, untrustfully.

Bruno then got a pistol out,

put it to his head,

"Arrivederci cocksuckers"

He said as he pulled the trigger a dropped dead.

Abbacchio then got out a pistol too,

"I'LL DIE THEN TOO!"

He said, as he dropped dead too.

Fugo then turned around, looking out the window.

"Hey look over there!" He said

As a bird shat on a pizza dough.