BAU Baddies
Reid: Where's the first aid kit?
Hotch: Next to the fire extinguisher on the wall by your desk. Why do you need it?
Morgan: He got a paper cut when I handed a file to him.
Garcia: aww our poor baby genius
Reid: Why are there Cheetos in the first aid kit?
Emily: they're for when JJ is panicking
JJ: mhm theyre emergency cheetos
Hotch: I run a team full of idiots.
Rossi: Yes you do
Morgan: Yes but we're your idiots, Hotch and Rossi, y'all are responsible for this.
*two minutes later*
JJ: MORGAN REID DID YOU GUYS EAT MY CHEETOS?
Reid: It wasn't me.
JJ: MORGAN DID YOU EAT THEM
Morgan: Am I in danger if I say yes?
Emily: Morgan.
Emily: Run.
JJ: RUN
Emily: rest in peace Derek
Hotch: Idiots.
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bau text messages
Fanficjust random texts that i feel would go down in the bau group chat, it will also include cute jemily texts and random texts between other team members
