So this happened to me when I was around 6 and there was this place my dad and I used to go. It was miles from our house so we took a train to reach there. My dad ordered coffee once he got there and he got my sprite and 2 bags of chips. My dad always saves his coffee , and then he gave me the job to guard his coffee. I was fat back then ( and still am) so I chugged down the coffee.
Turned out that Sprite, two bags of hot cheetos, and coffee. When I used the bathroom my ass was burning like it was on fire!!!!
Lesson learn: Don't eat alot like me.
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