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"Ranboo."

He said the name to himself.

"Ran..boo."

The name sounded weird on his tongue. That Jack Manifold guy gave him a weird code name.. but it would be better to not be called R-1300 all the time. So, he had to pick and choose his battles here.

Then, he suddenly heard a loud voice boom from an intercom.

"ME GUSTA!! ITS TIME FOR ORIENTATION! MAY ALL THE MONSTERS AND HYBRIDS PLEASE PROCEED DOWN THE HALLWAYS IN AN ORDERLY FASHION! ME PENDORAS!!"

Ranboo stood in shock as the voice disappeared. That was a very.. weird. Are all the people in this building that weird??

Suddenly, his door slid open. In stepped a man with black hair and a white bandanna.

"Come on, fella." He spoke, "Down the hallway."

I decided to listen to this fellow, and stepped out of the room. He gestured down the hallway and I listened to his instructions.

When I turned the corner, I was amazed! There were more people like me! I saw someone who looked like some kind of humanoid slime, someone who seemed to be half goat, and even a ghost?

This place held all kinds of people!

He walked over and was almost immediately greeted by a boy with brunette hair and brown eyes. He had these large cow ears and small little horns on his head. Then, below his torso, was the body of a cow! But not any cow, but a moo bloom!

"Hi there..!" The boy put out a hand infront of him, towards Ranboo. "I am T-2003! But my actual name is Tubbo!"

Ranboo reaches forward and shook the boys hand, "Ranboo. Or.. R-1300."

The boy known as Tubbo looked amazed, "Woah! Is that Enderman tongue? No wait, that's Minecraftian, right??"

He nodded, glad someone finally got it.

"HELLO??"

Yet another voice boomed from the crowd and Tubbo looked over.

"Hey! I'm over here!" The boy had yelled back.

Emerging from the crowd, came a blonde haired boy with bright blue eyes. A red bandanna was tied around his neck. He seemed to be the same kind of creature that Tubbo was.. but instead of being half moo bloom, he was half moo shroom!

"Tommy! This is Ranboo."

Tubbo introduced his friend to him. But, he couldn't help but feel rather uncomfortable as the blonde boy just stared at him.

"Ranboo? That's a weird name. I'm Tommyinnit!"

Ranboo tilted his head, "You seem rather young?"

Tommy just stared at him with a dumb expression on his face, before just exploding in confusion.

"WHAT THE FUCK?? WHAT KIND OF LANGUAGE IS THAT?? DO YOU SPEAK ENDERMAN TONGUE? THATS SO WEIRD."

He backed up in a slight confusion, this young boy was just asking so many questions. Loudly too. It was disorienting.

Tubbo seemed to catch on and he put an arm out infront of Tommy.

"Tommy, quiet down. Enderman are sensitive to loud noises."

The half-mooshroom boy looked at the other boy, then back at the Enderman, "HAHA! SUCKS TO SUCK, BITCH."

Ranboo shook his head, he didn't appreciate this Uh.. treatment.

Tubbo put his face in his hand, sighing, "Tommy, just quiet down. Remember last time you got too loud?"

Tommy looked back towards Tubbo, shrugging, "That fuckin guard was being buzzkill!"

Ranboo blinked, opening his mouth to say something before getting cut off by a voice.

"Hello, monsters, hybrids, and penominons! If you could all have a seat, that would be great!"

The tall boy watched as the two he was conversing with walked to some chairs and sat down.. he decided to follow. He sat next to the nice boy, Tubbo. He looked to his other side as a new person sat down.. they seemed to be transparent? Are they a ghost??

"Thank you all for sitting down," The voice spoke, making Ranboo look up.

There was a stage.. with one microphone and a man standing behind it. He was surrounded by other scientists and the guards.. he was sure he thought he could see Jack up there.

The man was.. different. His lab coat was a bright green color.. and he was wearing a white mask with a smiley face on it. Weird.

"I am the head scientist. You may all call me Dream."