the runaway| h.p x reader au

𝟎𝟓| 𝒋𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚

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'i wanna ruin our friendship'

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[third person pov]

Ron had tried to avoid y/n the rest of the day in fear that she'd strangle him. Obviously y/n was just messing with him but with her you really never know.

Y/n was sitting in the library reading through a potions textbook. She was almost all the way caught up. Harry was hiding behind the bookshelf waiting to jump-scare her.

"Shrivelfig and bat tongue.." y/n said to herself.

"BOO!" Harry jumped behind y/n and tazed the girl. Y/n turned around without getting scared. "Taze me again and you'll wake up six feet under."

"You're no fun." Harry sighed and shrunk into the seat next to her. "So have you come here to bother me or to watch me study. Because option one is annoying and option two gives me future pedo vibes."

"Option three..?" Harry said wearily. "Please stop talking."

Y/n made Harry put her books away and get new ones since he wasn't doing anything and it kept him from bothering her. He's like a toddler, give him a task and he'll leave you alone.

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"You're uncle is hot." Y/n said while her and the trio walked towards herbology.

"Y/n he's literally gay." Harry laughed and y/n sighed. "Dammit." Remus Lupin was married to Sirius black and had been for 15 years. "Sad boi hours." Y/n yanked her sweatshirt hood over her head for two reasons; it was cold, and Remus was a tad bit to old and gay so she'd never have a chance. What a dilf.

"Why are the hot ones always gay." Y/n said. She fully supported the lgbtq community.

"I'm not gay." Harry said raising an eyebrow. "Point proven." Y/m smirked, although she did have to admit...Harry was attractive. I mean you can find someone attractive and not like them.

Hermione laughed at two, Ron was stuffing his face with chicken.

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[third person pov]

"Jenny darling you're my best friend! But there's a few things that you don't knoOoW!" Y/n and Hermione sang along to the vinyl.

"Why I borrow your lipstick so often... I'm using your shirt as a pillow case.." The two sang eyes closed, because that's how you vibe. Harry mad Ron heard the girls scream-singing and remember med them saying something about that being their therapy. The boys decided to go interrupt the girls again.

Right as the boys walked in the chorus hit. "I wanna ruin our friendship!!! We should be lovers instead!" Y/n and Hermione shouted pointing at the door with their eyes still closed, not knowing the boys would walk through.

"I don't know how to say this... cuz you're really my dearest friend!" The girls called out swaying their hips. Ron was staring at Hermione like she would disappear if he took his eyes off of her.

"AH!" Hermione screamed in fright when she finally opened her eyes, y/n's shot open at the sound of her friend screaming.

"Wow so you really going to interrupt our therapy again..?" Y/n joked. "No we came to join." Ron said messing around with y/n's record player.

"I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch." Y/n tilted her head slapping Ron's hand away from the muggle device. "We need therapy just as much as you two!" Ron defended. "Oh I'm sorry carrot top I had no idea you're emotions expanded beyond the range of a teaspoon." Y/n put a new record on called 'Yellow' by coldplay. It was more of a crying song than a screaming song.

"Now if you don't mind y/n and I are going to shed an unnecessary amount of tears while sobbing to this song." Hermione pointed to the door. "Why can't we stay?" Harry bugged going through y/n's records. "Because."

Harry sighed and pulled out a record that looked interesting. "Why is there a naked baby on this...?" Harry pointed to y/n's 'Nevermind' album by nirvana. "Because there is."

"Hermione you should come over during winter break." Y/n said to the girl who was laying on her bed.

"Sounds wonderful." Hermione smiled giddily. "So you just aren't going to invite us..rude." Ron said walking out dramatically. "I'll mail the furry telling them to surprise you at your door." Harry smirked before leaving.

Christmas break was in two weeks so everyone was pretty excited and couldn't stop talking about it.

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"Hermione, harry keeps throwing his shoe at me, summoning it back then throwing it again." Ron complained. "Boys you will both be grounded if you don't stop being rude to each other." Hermione the mom friend said.

"What's that bug... it's scary!" Ron whimpered no jumping away from the windowsill. "I don't know but it's long."

Y/n smirked and took advantage of this opportunity "That's what she said." She took the bug of her dorm room windowsill and put it on Rons shoulder who screamed and flung it off. "Hey! Don't take it out on the bug!" Y/n scolded after diving to catch it. She opened the window and carefully lowered the bug to the ground before closing the door again.

The four had been hanging out in the girls dorm because the boys dorm smelled and was messy. "How come fish die on land?" Y/n asked laying on her bed looking at the ceiling that had a constellation chart taped to it. "Because they can't breath." Hermione explained. "Yeah but they take oxygen out of the water to breath so why can't they just take the oxygen from the air?" Harry chimed in. "Tha- wait a minute." Ron and Harry looked at each other amazed. "I was going for more of the when people can just put them back on the water approach but ok." Y/n laughed tossing a small tennis ball at the wall then letting it bounce back to her.

"Just one more week." Ron reminded himself while Hermione was forcing him to finish his homework. "Ron it's all multiple choice and literally five questions it should have been finished in class!" Hermione scolded. "I'm sorry not everyone is a speed-demon like you!" Ron retorted picking his quill back up. "We had thirty minutes!" Hermione whacked Ron with a book.

"Someone call the coastguard Ron didn't finish his homework!" Ron shouted in third person. Hermione threatened to feed him to a giant spider and that's when Ron actually started to work.

"Ok finish it later we have class." Hermione stuffed her books into her bag and prompted us to come with.

After two insufferable hours of double potions it was lunch and Ron was in love....with the chicken wings on the table.

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1/26/21

word count- 1139

-r