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𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒊 𝒈𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒚
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[third person pov]
It's two days until christmas and y/n is really dreading it, she's always hated the holidays. It's 11:59 pm and she's texting a group chat between her, Hermione, Ron, and Harry.
three hot people and ron
the hottest
ron change ur name
hotty potty
^
herman
^^
i'm hot too
screw you guys.
the hottest
fine I'll do it myself.
harry close ur blinds ur
led lights are bright. and why
are they red you act like
ur gonna get some.. lmao
from who
y/n changed ron's name to
'carrot crotch'
carrot crotch
fuck you
the hottest
do you kiss your mother
with that mouth?
carrot crotch
do you kiss yours?
hotty potty
SHEESH
herman
RONALD
the hottest
fuck you ron. i have a
mom now. go suck harry off
hotty potty
woah now don't bring
me into it.
y/n changed harry's name to
'beanstalk'
beanstalk
...
why beanstalk?
the hottest
BECAUSE UR TEN
FEET FUCKING TALL
herman
look what you did
ron
ron changed y/n's name to
'anger issues'
beanstalk
good luck ron..
jk i hope she beats
you into orange juice
herman
^^
carrot crotch
screw you guys
anger issues
<33
harry is offline
[third person pov]
Harry tossed his phone onto his bed, he was supposed to have his presents wrapped yesterday also he could put them under the tree. Yeah no. James Potter with a Christmas tree? It was a broomstick and the ornaments were fake snitches and one real one. There was a tradition that the first person to find the snitch gets 30 galleons. Everyone puts ten in a hat to make the prize.
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