6. Bakugo, what the fuck?

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*Contains a tiny bit of Bakudeku but its not really a ship in this story cause its more Deku harem and Tododeku however, ships dont take a big part in this so dont worry if you dont ship some ships I ship (thats a lot of ships lmao)*.

Marta: Heyy gays!

Shiggy (aka my fav bnha character): didn't you mean guys?

Marta: Nope! I meant gays cause literally everyone in here is probably gay. (Including me cause I am lesbian irl cause women are amazing- okay Ill stop)

Marta: So Im kinda bored to I will be exposing Izuku! :D

Midoriya: Wait no-

Grape (he is a funny character fite me) : So Midoriya has some dark secrets? Getting my popcorn ready-

Tokoyami: Revelry in the dark..

Hawks: Tokoyami- no

Tokoyami: Revelry in the-

Marta: Anyways.. any questions?

*Iida puts his hand up*

Marta: yes?

Iida: Will there be anything inappropriate for our age in here? *hand chops*

Marta: haha.. yeah.. um.. Not, really?

Bakugo: WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY-

Marta: okay! lets start!

Mido: Wait please-

Marta: Fine- I wont make you embarrassed on the spot so I will put you in a different room then.

Midoriya: I guess that-

*Midoriya gets teleported*

Marta: So now that he is gone, we can start! (lmao don't expect a lot from this 💀)

Marta: Heyy!

Ojiro: Wait what?

Kami: How did she get on there?

Aizawa: She probably one some magic shit

Overhaul: I know this is a hero but I agree

Marta: So I will be exposing Izuku on here!

Marta: you guys ready?

Polly like nearly everyone: YEEESSS

Iida: No! This is not being respectful to Midoriya's privacy! *hand chops*

Marta: Idgaf I will still start anyway

Iida: *le gasp*

Marta: Some of you guys might be shocked but..

Marta: "Midoriya has lost his v-card already"

Todoroki: *spat out his drink* BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?

Mineta: HE LOST IT BEFORE ME?

Tsuyu just slapped him with her tongue

Mina: I would have expected Todoroki to but him?

Mina was given weird stares. Bakugo just sat there quietly but he had wide-open eyes so he could blend in with everyone to not look sus.

Marta: Would anyone want to know who took it?

Nearly everyone: YES FUCKING PLEASE

Marta: Or who would like to admit that they did it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bakugo: hmph

Bakugo: It was fucking me..

Sero: Wait, what did you say bakubro?

Bakugo: IT WAS FUCKING ME!

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*399 words*

Haha cliff hanger ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sorry for not posting a lot lately, I HAVE 7 ASSINGNMENTS THAT ARE DUE IN TWO DAYS AND I HAVENT STARTED ANY OF THEM 😭🖐️

author-chan out~

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