Wild Stuff. Ya know?

I fucked My Way Into This, I'll fuck My Way Out Of It.

"GET BACK HERE!!" The furious fossil man shouts at me.

"Sorry, I don't think I will!" I giggle

I take out the jewellery that I had stolen and tucked into my corset, and smirked. I turn around and see guards chasing me.

"Bloody hell." I mutter

I start to pick up more speed and then.... I tripped over my massive fricking gown. Well that's fantastic isn't it. Get up for god sake.

I immediately get up, I'm not getting caught today. I look over to my right and see a stair way, which I then charge for . As I'm running I tuck the jewellery back into my corset.

"She went up here!" The guard yells

Everybody's yelling today, they need to take it down a notch. And i have to get this dress off it's slowing me down.

"HURRY!!! BEFORE WE LOSE HER!! IF YOU DON'T GET THE WITCH I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL!!" A man with snowy white hair spits. I'm guessing he's the ruler or something.

I don't really listen to the Nobles roles.

"I'M NOT A WITCH YOU DIMWIT." I yell to correct him

"THEN THE PIRATE!" He screams, sounding like he was about to slice someone in half.

"I'M NOT A PIRATE NEITHER!! I'm a thief get it right." I smirk.

This seems to anger him as he started shooting bullets around me. His face is bright red!! I wish there was something to capture this moment.

I sprint up more the stairs more, I was quite ahead so I cut the skirt off my waist. Yes I have a knife but I'm not going to use it against people who have guns. Also my skirt was not a great material. So I could easily cut it, it was heavy, but easy to cut. I heard their panting, screaming and footsteps so I kept running up and pushed open the doors.

"Oh frick." I stomp my foot and run to the edge.

The doors opened, to a dungy roof.. Just my luck.

Before I could do something, footsteps were behind me...

"Can't go anywhere now can you?" The white haired man smiles jubilantly

I look down an see a carriage with hay in it, coming this way.

I take a deep breath. I hope what I'm about to do, works.

"Are you sure about that?" I smile

"What-" i cut him off

"So long idiots!" and I lean back and fall.

"OH SHOOT! OH SHOOT! OH SHOOT!" It's a pretty high building, so if this doesn't work, I'm going to be a squashed piece of meat. And then the pigs and rats will start to eat my body. EWW no.

I look at the carriage and before I hit the ground I land in it. oh thank the lord!

I hear a faint scream saying "GET HER!!" I lean back.

I take a necklace out of my corset, which was mixed with the of pile of jewellery and a big grin appears on my face. I had gotten away with it!

I'm not poor ( I'm not rich neither) and I don't really need to steal but, the adrenaline of getting chased and of adventure is amazing I love it! But also the jewellery looks grand.

I see a few kids on the streets crying on the streets for food so, I throw them a ring, so they can trade it for some. They look at me with a bright smile and say thank you.

I wonder if they will do anything I mean I only messed with the-

If they found me I'm going to me killed. I MESSED WITH THE BLOODY NOBLES!!! AND WHAT DID I THINK! OF COURSE I'M GOING TO GET EXECUTED. LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO STEALS DOES. UGHHHHH.

I FRICKED MY WAY INTO THIS I WILL FRICK MY WAY OUT OF IT!

Ugh.. I need a beer...

end of chapter one.....