MCYT Oneshots

The Good Old Days {Schlattbur}

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you actually leave the good old days," Schlatt said as he turned his head to look at his fiancé.

"Me too, princess, me too," Wilbur replied leaning his head on the other's shoulders.

The New Yorker sighed and leaned his head against Wilbur's. "I love you, you fuckin' British fuck."

The tall male chuckled and replied, "I love you too, you American bastard."

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"Do you remember the good old days, you British fuck?" The president called as he poured drugs into his drink.

Everyone was surprised before Wilbur responded catching everyone off guard, "Of course I do, my pretty princess."

"Then you'll remember that I told you to never call me that again when you proposed."

"Proposed?! Wil what?!" Tommy cried, unaware of what they were talking about.

Ignoring the child, the brunet responded with, "And yet you still let me call you that at the wedding."

"I'm so confused! What's going on!" Tubbo cried out, trying to make sense of the situation.

Everyone was visibly confused as the president and the former president continued to talk.

"Y'know, I still remember what you said to me that night, Princess."

Schlatt walked down the aisle holding a bouquet and making sure his dress didn't get caught on his heels. He and Wilbur had made the agreement that when they got married, they both had to wear a dress.

"William Patrick Spencer Gold. From the moment I laid eyes on you, I knew I loved you. The way you cared for me, the way you were there when no one else was. I truly felt loved for once in my life. Thank you so much, Wilbur. I hope we can spend the rest of our lives feeling like that."

Schlatt continued to rummage around for something until finally, he found it: two small golden rings with the letters WS+JS etched in them. "AH! Here they are!" He quickly tossed the bigger one to Wilbur, "Here's the ring you told me to hold onto."

I'm tired, I'm sad, I've been crying for the past hour, this is all you're getting for now. This is kinda a vent but not really