MCYT Oneshots

Blood For The Blood God (Technoblade)

Techno quietly shut his door and made his way to the desk in the corner of the room. As he sat down, he began to shuffle through the papers spewed out across the surface area of the desk.

Powering on his pc, the pink-haired male opened Discord. '99+ notifications? Wow, these people must really fucking like me'

Scrolling through the pings he comes across a person he knows all too well, 'Dream?'

Dream: Techno?
Dream: Are you alright?
Dream: Dude answer me
Dream: Dave this isn't funny

'Dave? He's never called me Dave before...'  

 Techno: What do you want?
Dream: I thought you were dead dude
Dream: You were offline for a good month

'Fuck! I forgot about that! What do I tell them?'  

Last month, Techno began the ceremony of becoming the official Blood God. This may sound cool but the pink-haired male came back bloody, scarred, and bruised. The rituals were the hardest part for Techno, even with all the talk about murdering orphans and being tough, sacrificing people was his least favorite part.

Though it was mandatory, he believed they just wanted to torture him. Healing from what happened then would be hard, though Techno believed he could do it.

Techo: Yeah, sorry about that. I was very busy with some personal stuff
Dream: Oh, no worries dude we all take breaks every once in a while
Techno: Awhile*
Dream: :middle_finger:

The male began to chuckle before remembering why he had sat down in the first place. Continuing to search through the papers on his desk, Techno hears the Discord notification sound.

Clicking on the server, he sees everyone asking him to join the VC, he reluctantly agrees. 

"Hellooooo" 

Upon hearing the pink-haired male's voice, everybody began freaking out.

There was a chorus of Technos and a chorus of What The Fucks mostly from Tommy, Tubbo, and Schlatt.

"We thought you DIED Techno" Tommy had burst out causing Dave to start laughing.

"It's not funny! We were all worried about you!" Tubbo sounded like he was actually going to cry which made the pink-haired male feel bad about laughing.

"Listen guys I'm sorry I had to-" Techno was cut off by a loud bang on his bedroom door.

He turned his head to see that the door had been broken down and stood in front of it were the men who held the rituals.

"Hang on gu-" The pink-haired male was yanked from his chair before he could mute himself. He could kind of make out his friends yelling his name and he hope to god that none of them were streaming. 

"What in gods name do you think your doing!" Yelled one of the cloaked men (did i mention they were cloaked? well they are now) 

"You can't just barge into my house and ask ME what I'M doing!" A slapping sound could be heard throughout the whole house as Techno was being beaten by the men.

"If you need me to do another ritual, then just take me! Put me out of this misery and just make me the Blood God already!"

His friends couldn't believe what they were hearing, the so-called Blood God was going to be the actual Blood God.

Upon hearing that the cultists shut down Techno's computer, knocked him out and dragged him into their black van. (oo~ kidnappers)

Authors note: The cultists were in Dave's house staying with him to make sure he behaves (because Pillar said so) and Dave is currently becoming the blood god, he isn't it yet