***Engagement ring in the MM***
Paisley,
"I'm right here, Paris" I groaned, taking off my pants
"When you get here?" She walked into my room with her hair all messed up
"Like 5 minutes ago. This job is killing me" I exaggerated, unbuttoning my shirt "I wanna quit, but eh"
She chuckled and went back into her room. It's been 2 weeks and it's now Friday. I just got off of work, dealing with rude customers who act like dumbasses in public, trynna find the bread aisle.
My phone started to ring, and I checked to see who it was.
"Sup, bitch"
"Sup, hoe"
"Sup, slut"
"WASSUP MY NIGGA WHORE!" Teanna yelled
"SHUT UP, I'M TRYNNA SLEEP, MAN!" I heard Romono yell from the phone
I laughed as I sat on my bed.
"Anyways, how ya been? I need come and see you" She said
"I know right? I'm mad that you had to move down to Atlanta" I frowned "But it's fun down there, so Ion mind"
"I'm mad too, but yeah you right. I came up here to see my baby" I heard smooching noises
"Stop that, I get horny easily" Romono groaned
"Oh my" I giggled "That's unusual"
"Girl hush, you know I be gettin' that good dick when-"
"How's Mama CeCe?" I interrupted her
"Mm, she aight" She sucked her teeth "Ya, she still suckin' dick- but she irri, yo. How Mama Richie?"
I sighed, "She good, I mean she still crazy though" I laughed
"Aww, I can't wait to see you ag- My momma just texted me"
"What she say?"
"That I gotta leave now" She huffed
"What? Nooo!"
"I know!" She whined "Lemme go get my quickie, love you- bye"
She hung up.
This bitch...
"GUESS WHO'S HERE! DADDY'S HERE!" My dad barged in my room, making me scream
"What the fu- flip jack in a box of chocolate- heeeey" I coughed
"Mhm, your turn to do dishes" He told me
"Nuh uh, it's Paris' day"
"DON'T LIE ON ME!"
"Shoot, I'mma tattle. She put them in the dishwasher- it's her turn" I ratted her out
"O.M.F.G! YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ARSE, PAZE!" She yelled
"I know I am, don't cha lerv it?" I smirked, texting Larenzo back
"Aight, gimme this," Dad took my phone
"Daddy, noo!"
"Whatever, both of y'all do the dishes- now"
"YAY!" Paris squeaked
"WHY?!"
"Because Ion like snitches" He grinned
"So, why'd you marry mom?" I asked. He glared at me
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Big and Beautiful, Paisley
Literatura KobiecaMy name is Paisley Leah Richardson. 16 and a Junior. I have a very big waist with a few rolls on the side. My stomach is a bit overboard, also known as a muffin top, which I abhor, but never put in the effort to change it. Yes, I am insecure about m...
