"Bonding" Experience

Chapter 6 - Operation Sakuraoi

*Tsumugi has created a group.*

*Tsumugi has added Tenko and 4 others into "Unnamed Groupchat".*

*Tsumugi has changed the group name to "Operation Sakuraoi!~"*

*Tsumugi is online.*

Tsumugi: OK EVERYONE GET ONLINE RIGHT THE FRICK NOW!~ @everyone

*Kirumi and 4 others are online.*

Akane: oh what in the fuck I was eating

Kirumi: Is something the matter, Shirogane-san?

Tsumugi: BIG PROBLEM!!

Kirumi: Oh dear, what is it?

Tsumugi: MY SHIP HASNT SHIPPED YET!!

Tenko: if a degenerate male is in this group, I will riot.

Tsumugi: its just shuichi.

Tenko: ..he's still a degenerate male.

Shuichi: i feel so loved. /s

Kyoko: I'm currently working on a case with Shuichi. What is it, Shirogane?

*Tsumugi is typing...*

Kirumi: I'm still extremely confused.

Tenko: you don't know the art of shipping?

Kirumi: ..No..?

Tenko: HAVE YOU NOT SEEN OUR FANDOM-

Tenko: THEY HAVE ARGUMENTS OVER WHICH SHIP IS CANON OR NOT

Tenko: oh also people ship me with degenerate males.. ew.

Kirumi: Ah..I understand now..

Kirumi: Considering you are a lesbian, "shipping" you with males would be erasure, would it not?

Tenko: IDK! how long is gonna take Tsumugi to type-

Shuichi: this is already chaos and it's existed for a good 3 seconds.

Kirumi: 5 minutes.

Shuichi: yOU counted?!

Tsumugi: Okay, shipping is the act of one wanting/supporting two individuals involved in a romantic relationship, for example, Kirumi and Kaede. That's for a different chapter. However, I have brought you here today to make Sakura x Aoi real! HAVE YOU SEEN THEM PINING OVER EACH OTHER?! THEY ARE SO OBLIVIOUS, IT HURTS!

Kyoko: I am very surprised it took you that long to type such a small paragraph..

Tsumugi: tHAT'S NOT THE POINT

Tsumugi: Anyway, will you guys help me get them together!?

Kirumi: If it is a request.