my names kae💀☠️ akamatsu and i am in love with miu's cactus
this cactus i stole from her home i have in my room next to my bed so when i wake up ill see it greeting me 😊
i named him stewert we r best friends tee-hee
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"omg akamatsu chan san beautiful electric fan you r so cute" the cactus says to me everyday
"you can call me kaede 😊 " i said to it.
we r like so madly inlove kaede x cactus is canon not like saimatsu lololololol
like i should bring him to school
lol good idea
the next day i got ready for school but i couldnt forget stewert so i grabbed him and shoved him into my backpack with no mercy
i rolled like a maki roll to school on the dirty floor and once i got there miu saw me and was like "omg akamatsu chan san beautiful electric fan u r so cute msowmsiak kiss me lmao"
jk
"ew kaede u look like you were picked up by a garbage truck eaten turned into human waste then reformed into a human" she said
lol thats the nicest thing she's ever said to me 😩
i grabbed my backpack and brought out stewert omg he's so handsome i'd die for him
nah he should die for me
"stewert u r so handsome and cute lolol" i said to him
"wtf" said miu
"lol miu u single af" said kokichi
then while stewert was on my desk we chatted for the rest of the school day the end
