smelling

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*WARNING THIS CHAPER IS STRANGELY WEIRD*

tee-hee
how are me and stewert not dating what the fuq

so i was chopping some butter and planning to eat it raw by its self when stewert walked into the kitchen

"uwu k-kaede san ran to get electric edible ham.. owo can u teehee chop me up?" he said.

JK

"uwu k-kaede san ran to get electric edible ham.. owo can u teehee smell me owowowouwuwu??!?" he asked.

🥵 🥵 smelling stewert

"yes my love 😊 " i said.
"bitch we arent dating shut the fucking hell up lmaoo"

so

i smelled him

*snoff snoff**ugly snoff sound**sniff*

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*snoff snoff*
*ugly snoff sound*
*sniff*

...

*snoff sniff*

..

*snort snot*

"uwu stewert kun u smell good." i said.
"you smell like...cactus."

"and u smell like fucking waste that came out of a human body, eaten by a mouse, decomposed, a child stepped in it, their shoe got peed all over, and then someone put it over a grill and ate it as barbecue." he said to me. "fucking shower bitch lmao"

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