*WARNING THIS CHAPER IS STRANGELY WEIRD*
tee-hee
how are me and stewert not dating what the fuqso i was chopping some butter and planning to eat it raw by its self when stewert walked into the kitchen
"uwu k-kaede san ran to get electric edible ham.. owo can u teehee chop me up?" he said.
JK
"uwu k-kaede san ran to get electric edible ham.. owo can u teehee smell me owowowouwuwu??!?" he asked.
🥵 🥵 smelling stewert
"yes my love 😊 " i said.
"bitch we arent dating shut the fucking hell up lmaoo"so
i smelled him
*snoff snoff*
*ugly snoff sound*
*sniff*...
*snoff sniff*
..
*snort snot*
"uwu stewert kun u smell good." i said.
"you smell like...cactus.""and u smell like fucking waste that came out of a human body, eaten by a mouse, decomposed, a child stepped in it, their shoe got peed all over, and then someone put it over a grill and ate it as barbecue." he said to me. "fucking shower bitch lmao"
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Kaede x Cactus Oneshots
Fanfiction"step on me cactus uwu" said kaeydysjaieue akamaisiemtsu