Kaede x Cactus Oneshots

stewerts return the second and piss

i was crys when stew wart left last year..... am was so sad and had to buy new mckrowave 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bu-u-ut t-t-then.... i-i-i he-hear knock a-a-at the d-door! nya!!!!! could it beeeeeeee kokichi 🥺🥺🥺 ywesteeday he told me t-t-t-that h-he w-wanted t-to w-wa-tch t-the n-new a-addison r-r-rae m-movie w-iwth me !!!! nya!!!! im so e-excited!!!! >w<

i open the door and... i see stewert~kun!!!! i-its been a year s-since ive last s-seen him!!! nya!!!!!

"kaede san ran to get electric edible ham..." he said, sniffing and holding back his tears.

"s-stewer k-kun... you remember me??" i said, as i opened the door, blushing with tears rolling down my face.

"i-i.. i never forgot you.... babygirl... i-i- *he put the tip of his two fingers together in a kawaii motion* i.. came here to ask you a question.."

"w-w-w-what is i-it?" i asked, as i slowly grabbed his crusty spiky, prickly hands...

he got down on one knee and i gasped..
"w-w-will you marry me, kaede san ran to get electric edible ham??"

i felt my entire face go red!!!!!! OMG!!!!!

"n-n-nya... i.. i would l-love to, stewert~kun..." i said, kissing him.

"b-b-by the way, b-babygirl.." stewert statted blushing. "i-i-im a b-bit th-th-thirsty.... c-can y-you w-water me w-with s-some piss...? n-nya 🥺🥺🥺😳😳👉👈 i-i-i'm y-your w-wittle uwu c-cactus n-now.."

i blushed and took him to my room. "o-of c-course you can, my s-sewer k-kun d-daddy..~~~"

and then i pissed on him and we spent the rest of our lives together ❤️

kaede x cactus end