Why We Keep Running

Taco Brother

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I feel the last couple of chapters were to serious so I'm going to try and make this one funnier.

And if anyone can guess what the chapter title means you are awesome.

I scurried along the crowded streets of the Big Apple while pick pocketing from the rich snobs that I came about. I slip my hand in a purse and snatch a wallet, that was filled with ugly cats. Next I bump into a guy and soon enough my hands are in his fancy coat 'helping him up' but actually pick pocketing faster than he can say "Stupefy!" In the obvious fake British accent that he screams into a phone.

I open it quickly to grab the cash and spot his drivers license, it has an unsurprisingly ugly face, "Luscious Malfoy" what a Strange name.

I remembered once when the team confronted me on my delinquent ways.
"Ay! Leo, mind coming to the main room?" I have been with the team for a month and a week and they  have become quite attached to me.
"If this is another prank Sam?" I say testify with a huff. "It's not I promise!" He said sounding more like a child then ever when dragging out the 'o in promise.

After about an hour of walking I reached a taco stand, I pulled my red hoodie over my eyes even though it was still unnaturally hot and did something I would usually hate myself for doing. But rough times come to rough decisions...

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I ordered eight tacos and twelve chimichangas. Then parkoured up a roof which was quite hard with my arms carrying tacos and four Walmart bags.  First I rapped up the tacos and company in tinfoil and set each one on a Hello Kitty Boat I made out of legos then tied them in fishing line around them and lit the fishing line on fire. Next I asked my new AI Festus to play Taylor Swift, Beyoncee and J-lo on my jacket speakers.

I made Festus one day when I was able to hack into his old software and reboot him, I got a few of his memories back but not all unfortunately.

As I ran around screaming a dark figure perched on a building ripped the top of his blood red suit off producing a graphic tee with Hello Kitty eating a taco.

"OMG, OMG, LIKE OMG, THIS IS MY SONG!!" He screamed in his usual high pitch voice as Jenny from the Block played loudly.  He ran after me as I ran away into a dark alleyway far from the crowded streets.  I slowed after a few minutes, Wade put his hands on his knees and continued fan-girling over tacos, music and Hello Kitty.

I slowly pulled off my hood and he let out an over dramatic gasp.
"ARE THOSE TACOS?! MY BABYS ON FIRE OMG ILL SAVE YOU!!" He never looked up at my face instead keeping his focus on the tacos as he tried to rescue the smokey tacos.

I rolled my eyes and focused on the heat that came off the flaming tacos, a tug in mind made my hands shoot up as the fire raced towards me. I forced the ball of fire into a ball and squished it like a large bug. Deadpool still didn't look up, as he was still ingrossed by the Mexican food.

I turned off the music, and rang of protest came off him.

"Brother!"

Thank you Alpha_Wolf_Min for commenting I honestly have no excuse for not updating besides trying not to be on my phone to much, but thanks to all of your likes I remembered this story and decided to update.