((Btw: When trolls talk, I don't use their quirks!))
Nepeta's P.O.V.
I squealed in excitement. I had been watching this Y/N human for quite sometime now! He seems to be a little troubled about living on Alternia, and since Karkat had to hide me from him all I could do is watch him through trollian, but I can talk to him now and he is going to visit my hive! MY hive! I crawled over to my shipping wall, to get to the current ships I had to go past the old ones. I giggled at my old ships, Eridan<3Equius ew what was I thinking!? I passed the only one with me in a red quadrant. It was a huge painting of me and Karkat kissing. The only difference was I crossed it out a long time ago, after being rejected by him so much, I gave up. I got to my current ships, everytime I started over I always had me<>Equius, cause thats gonna always be there! Speaking of which I should go and contact him! I have been meaning to talk to him, and I can't wait to tell him about Y/N! I opened up trollian and opened up Equius' tab.
*arsenicCatnip began trolling majesticHoofcud*
AC: :33 < *ac cr33pily stalks ct and then, as if she were attacking prey and pounces rightonto his back!*
AC: :33 < uh.....equius?
AC: :33 < what is with your name?
MH: D--> Do you not appreciate my %crutiateingly "playful" new alliase?
MH: D--> I thought you would have considered it "c001"
AC: :33 < erm....no i dont....its worse than purrvious name!
MH: D--> I see....
*majesticHoofcud has changed their chumhandle to sweatyTeat*
ST: D--> Better?
AC: :33 < eugh....no!
ST: D--> Are you sure? I find it rather, how do you say, 'purrfect'?
AC: :33 < dammit equius change it back to normal!
ST: D--> Language.
AC: :33 < oops....sorry... :((
AC: :33 < just...purrlease change it back!
ST: D--> I will do as you wish.
*sweatyTeat has changed their name to centaursTesticle*
AC: :33 < much better!
CT: D--> I found both names to be 100% better than the others. The other two both show %treme STRONGNESS.
AC: :33 < erm...no they just made mew s33m more cr33py than mew really are....
AC: :33 < anyways! i have great mews!
CT: D--> Mews?
AC: :33 < news! gosh i have b33n working on a bunch of new cat puns and nobody gets them!
CT: D--> I apologize. What is this "mews" you have.
AC: :33 < h33h33!!
AC: :33 < ok so i met the new human today!
AC: :33 < we talked fur a little while and he is gonna be at my hive!
CT: D--> Absolutely not.
AC: :33 < what!?
CT: D--> I forbid any sort of solicitations with this 100d human. You have not yet wondered about how this human ended up on Alternia anyways.
AC: :33 < no! we are not doing this!
AC: :33 < i do not care! i am hanging out with him!
CT: D--> Nepeta as your moirail, I do not want anyone to harm you in other quadrants.
AC: :33 < who said anything about quadrants!?
CT: D--> Nepeta I have been to your hive. I have seen your new "ships". This 100d human in a red quadrant with you. It is 100% ridiculous and will not be tolerated.
AC: :33 < im not trying to get him in any quadrant!
AC: :33 < i am hanging out with him and thats final!
CT: D--> No.
AC: :33 < yes!
CT: D--> No.
AC: :33 < yes!
CT: D--> No.
AC: :33 < yes!
CT: D--> No.
AC: :33 < yes!
CT: D--> No.
AC: :33 < yes!
CT: D--> No.
AC: :33 < yes!
CT: D--> Maybe if I speak in your language.
CT: D--> *ct furrbids it*
AC: :33 < *ac lets out a small giggle at ct's poor attempt at rping and trying to stop her!*
AC: :33 < bye equius!
*arsenicCatnip ceased trolling centaursTesticle*
CT: D--> Fiddlest%
I signed off a trollian and began to tidy up my hive, something I haven't done in such a long time! Sadly, I had developed a little flushed crush for this human....I examined my shipping wall. Just like how Karkat used to be. There he was. Me and him, kissing. I quickly piled a bunch of boxes in front of it. I can admire it later. There is no way he would ever be flushed for someone like me. Just look at Karkat. I chased after him for so long, to no avail....I let out a long sigh as I finished cleaning my hive. I passed Pounce and scritched him behind the ears. He purred and I nuzzled up to him. I hope he likes cats! I pulled on my hat, ever since I cut my hair in such a poor fashion, this hat has been a staple in my apparel. My horn poked out from the holes. I always have admired my horns. To be honest, big horns scare me! I much prefer Equius' right horn! Its broken so it is small! I quickly brushed up my transportalizer in preparation for Y/N! I sat patiently in anxious wait for tomorrow to come.
((Thanks for reading this chapter! Tell me what you all think! Any feedback is SUPER APPRECIATED! :D
