Flirtation of Jiraiya The Gallant

Meat Sake Gamble

Another day at Konoha, and all the jounins and chunins have completed their missions successfully. Tenten planned to invite all of her girl chunnins to a barbecue party. When Choji heard Ino talking about the upcoming event, he instantly devised a plan to organize a barbecue party for boys as well. While they were chatting about it, Lee requested Guy to join them, but they declined because it was exclusively for the young. Guy understood them since he knows how important these things are to young people and instead he planned an adult-only party and invited Kakashi, Kurenai, Shikaku, Inoichi, Choza, and other jonins.

"Ahh, at last I finished all these" sipping the tea while both of her feet resting on the table. "Good work Tsunade-sama!" happily exclaiming as she doesn't need to nag her anymore to finish her job. They heard knocks followed by door creaking, and the toad sage entered. "I'm back" as he walk toward them to hand the scroll he acquired in his mission. Shizune said, "I'll just check the hospital to check their updates." leaving the office. After she left, Jiraiya reported every part and details of his mission he accomplished. "Good work" complementing him as she grab the pen she had already stashed inside the drawer. He remained standing in front of her, "what? do you still need to report something?" spreading the scroll on the table to analyze it. "It took me a week to accomplish" pouting and eyeing his side, she started writing down all the important stuffs he had reported and some from the scroll on a blank paper, "yeah, you just said it and?" "Are you just going to ignore me?" he asked as she did ignore his remark, still writing, she muttered with annoyed tone, "Wait, I'm finishing this," not even looking at him. It took her almost 30 minutes to finally finish it, "All right, that's it" rolling the scroll back up and putting the paper inside the drawer. She sighs and finally eye the man who was nagging her, seeing him sitting in one corner with long face, "what are you doing there?" He just ignored and sulked in her. "Hey, did you hear me?" she asked as she approaches him. It only took a few steps to go to where he was, "Hey!" Still ignoring her and turning away, she cracked a laugh. "You're such a big baby," pinching his nose, "I missed you, babe" topped with a smack kiss on his cheek. "Still gonna ignore me?" grinning as she saw how his face flushed, "I thought you hated that call sign" finally talking to her. "Yeah but just for this big baby to stop sulking," rubbing both of her palms to his cheeks. Might Guy rams the door open. "TSUNADE-SAMAAA" making the two jump out of shock, "WHAT IS IT?" she exclaimed angrily, Guy replied, "Oh, Sorry, I'm just going to invite you to a barbecue party tonight!" "Oh, a barbecue party sounds fun! we're coming" Jiraiya replies for the both of them as she saw how annoyed Tsunade was at Guy.

At the Barbecue Restaurant, the girls, boys, and adults have their own table and have their own time. "Why are they all here?" Ino muttered as she looks around the restaurant. Sakura added, "Tenten, did you invite them as well?" "Uh, no, I was wondering why would they be here too" frowning her eyebrow. "Well, whatever lets just have our own thing here!" putting her arms around them. "Huh! Tsunade-sama!" Sakura exclaims as she saw her enter the place, "and Jiraiya-sama!" Hinata adds. "Yeah, they're officially a couple now, right?" they all sighed admiring them. "Uh, Lets talk about them" Tenten giving them a new topic to talk to, all excitedly agrees...

After 2 hours, Tsunade had already consumed 5 bottles of sake and is already enjoying with them. "She said she's not in the mood to drink," sighing as he watches out for her. "Jiraiya-sama is there something wrong?" Kakashi asks him, noticing he barely drank for the night. Before he could even reply, Guy sprang out near Kakashi, "Kakashi, my eternal rival! I challenge you to a sake drinking contest!" he accepted because he knew he wouldn't stop nagging him if he don't accept.

"Ready, set, go!"

They were drinking shots after shots of alcohol, and everyone was cheering for them, including the chunins at the other table. Lee screamed, "GOOOO GUY SENSEI." "KAKASHI SENSEI, GUY SENSEI, KAKASHI SENSEI, GUY SENSEI," everyone chanted. Until Guy can no longer handle a shot, declaring Kakashi as the winner. Guy spins around holding his mouth trying to mutter something, "I think I'm going to throw u-" Everybody gasping at what they all just witnessed, Tsunade struck him so hard that he flew, laughing evilly as she did so. "Hmm, that's what you get for ruining our moment earlier," she said walking back to her seat. "I think you should stop drinking, Tsunade-sama" Kurenai tries to plead her. "Huh? why?" of course the drunk lady will refuse her, "came to think of it, I haven't seen you drink a drop of alcohol yet" Kurenai chuckled nervously as she find her words to refuse the hokage's invite respectfully, "I cant drink Tsunade-sama" making her frown at her, "why?" Shizune butted in, "because she's pregnant! have you forgotten?" she cracked a laugh "oh yeah, sorry" Kurenai and Shizune just sighed on her