Harry Potter Jokes and Puns!

When Wizards Go To The Doctor

     Harry: Doctor, Doctor I've got a headache.

   Doctor: Describe it.

   Harry: Well, I've been getting visions from Voldemort ever since it started.

Doctor: In other words???

Harry: It hurts so hard you can sense Voldemort.

Voldemort: Doctor Doctor I've got a cold!

Doctor: I don't think that's possible....

Ron: Doctor, I'm ready for my checkup!

Doctor: Do you have a case of chicken pox or something?

Ron: That's just my freckles...

Doctor: So, Ms. Granger, your going to need a spoonful of this medicine everyday. So-

Hermione: Actually, you need these medicines. *grabs bottles and shows doctor*

Doctor: O.O