Harry Potter Jokes and Puns!

Weasley Kareoke (Guess them all!)

      Ron: I'm gonna pop some tags

    Only got 7 Galleons in mah pocket

     I-I-I'm searching, looking for a new wand, this is frigging awesomeeee.

  Fred and George: And we'll just be prankin, prankin, prankin, OOOH like prankin, prankin, prankin, Teachers:Nooooo

Percy (Weasley): I'm the new prefect, can't you just see it? And a year after, I'm the head boy, I'm the new prefeect

Bill: Woaah, Oh. Wooah I'm....

   I'm a part werewolf. A part werewolf...

Charlie: Hot and Dangerous

    Those dragons are perposturous

You can train 'em? Good.

Then roll with us.

Ginny:  Last Friday Night

      Neville killed the Dark Lord's snake

     Felt like a massive earthquake

     My friend Harry saved the day

     Last Friday Night

Arthur and Molly:

Purebloods say

Only traitors would change their blood

But I can't help

Falling in love with youuuu.