7 (Triple threat based)

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A/N: i swear i will do more toppat quotes 🌜
it's also like 1:47am ಠ_ಠ
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Charles running up to Ellie, holding a bottle of syrup: Ellie, help, i—

Henry running after him with a cartoon of eggs: GIVE ME THAT, LET ME MAKE MY OWN AWFUL DECISIONS!

Ellie, softly: what the fu—
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Charles: What are you drinking?

Henry: The tears of my enemies..

Ellie: Chocolate milk.

Ellie: He is drinking CHOCOLATE MILK
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Henry: I'm trying to think more like Charles, he's so positive

Henry: *Falls down a flight of stairs*

Henry: Wow! i sure got down those stairs fast!
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Charles: Why is it spelled "Camouflage" and not

Ellie: not what?

Charles:

Ellie: NOT WHAT?
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Ellie: Do you have any regrets for your actions right now?

Henry: Pfft, regret?

Henry, stuck to the ceiling fan: Perhaps
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Ellie: How come when i have fun, it's considered wrong?!

Charles: ... People die when you have fun ..
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Employee: Did you find everything okay today?

Charles, who couldn't find the tortillas after 35 minutes of searching: yes
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Charles, sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass while dramatically staring into the distance: I've had it
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Henry: can you PLEASE stop calling peanut butter that?

Ellie: What's wrong with "sticky nut juice"?

Henry: Everything
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