Passionate pranks

Gulf 🪞

** next morning ***

" WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN TO OUR HOUSE !!!"

Fuck ! who was down stairs and why were they shouting , both me and mew was still naked getting out of bed . Walking down the stairs there he was satan boom boy .

" why are you shouting so early , seriously boom what is it !"

" oh my eyes !!! Put some god Dam clothes on gulf , what the hell happen to the kitchen "

" oh mew fuck me on it why !"

" oh heaven sake gulf , you have a bedroom why did you destroy the kitchen . Was there any need to causes this much damage . "

" well thanks to you and the smallest car I ever known we couldn't do it in the car , I was fuming so... I took my frustration out on mew . I really don't see the problem "

" the frame is ruined, the kitchen looks like the Tasmanian devil come in and lick all the flipping walls , not a problem huh... I live with you both "

" mmm morning boom , this isn't as bad as our bedroom , I think we need a new bed gulf . One of the bedpost is ... well snapped  in half. I don't really know what happen to the pillow but we only have feather left and for the sheets why are they all ripped . "

" why am I still hearing this . Why do I even need to know mew . Why are you both animals . "

" well that isn't nice to speak about mew like that boom . You know I'm an innocent "

" innocent my fucking ass gulf . You really are the devil who clearly sex deprived "

I was deprived mew hasn't kiss me or touch me for 3 days . Doesn't boom understand what that feels like . The kitchen really was a mess . Why was the freezer left open. Oh ... I remember now we use ice again .

Mew walked behind me pulling  a shirt over my head . Kissing my nose and just holding me . I miss him so much this was a perfect family life we had .

" well as you both clearly looked like you need another round I'm going to bed . Please do keep it down gulf , and make sure this house is some what normal later please "

" sorry boom it was my fault , I .. we ... it got out of hands but we will be buying a new bed today I will get this place looking normal soon as ."

" mm I bet you need a new bed , you both need to relax more . You can not break each other through sex !"

Well I was going to say the more pain come more pleasure but boom did look really tired. Did we need to talk about what happen yesterday or should we leave it . I wasn't so sure if it would hurt mew but maybe we should .

" hay mew ,,, I was thinking do we need to talk about what happen with cha mew . I'm really sorry I couldn't speak on that day . I never question your love for me . I knew you never hurt me . I already had my suspicions about Leo . I'm also sorry about marring you without your consent. "

" whoa there baby , that a mouthful this time in the morning , so ... about cha I don't care she deserve everything you did to her .  thank you so much for what you did for me , thank you for given me back my companies . The marriage thing well , I'm a little sad I didn't get to give you a better wedding , we both didn't have rings ... "

" wait the rings that you proposed with , where are they . You never open the box "

" oh they didn't have that type of rings in "