Land of the Free and Home of the Wayne

Chapter 2: Land of the Free and Home of the Insane

A man stepped out of a bunch of black haired boys who were standing on the front stairs and cleared his throat.

"Hello students, my name is Bruce Wayne and I will be your host for the duration of the stay. these are my sons and my granddaughter. They all felt the need to come back home for those who have dared to leave the nest." The last remark was pointed at one boy who looked up mock hurt.

"I get it B, you want me to move out but everything is so free here," the boy complained and another was holding hands with a woman and started laughing at his brother's anguish.

"Jason, I think Bruce actually planned this speech," another boy said bumping the first boy who must have been Jason in the ribs.

"Will you two shut up and let father finish his speech?" another boy pushed the other two apart.

The class just stared at all of them in wonder.

"I guess you boys deserve an introduction, these are my sons Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian. This is Dick's fiance and daughter Kory and Mar'i. Alfred would you show them around?" Bruce asked already looking just about done with this field trip.

There was another boy sitting further up the stairs looking down and playing with the sleeves of his sweater.

"Where did Master Jonathan go Master Damian?" Alfred asked the youngest boy in the group.

"I don't know I tried to put a bell on him but then he just got distracted by it," Damian said and the boy in the back stood up rolled his eyes and started walking down the stairs only to trip on the last one and Damian reached out and caught him the wrist without even having to look.

"Thanks Dami!" Jon said dusting himself off.

"Why am I friends with you again?" Damian asked and Jon just laughed before looking out at the class.

"Hi, I'm Jon Kent." Jon waved at the class and Alya just took a picture of her idol's kid who happened to be standing right in front of her single and bashful. This could be her chance.

"Wow no one did the thing, this is an improvement from last year," Jason said nudging Tim and then there was a squeal from the back.

"OH MY GOD YOUR MOM KNOWS SUPERMAN AND YOUR DAD KNOWS BATMAN!" someone shouted from the back. Jon covered his ears wincing slightly and Damian just glared and took Jon inside.

"You couldn't have said nothing?" Tim asked trying to stop his ears from bleeding.

"Alright class, let's follow Alfred to see our rooms." The students walked inside following the butler to their assigned rooms.

Tim fell to the ground out cold and Jason just laughed pointing. Jason may or may not have put tranquilizer in his coffee that morning.

"Did Tim just die?" Mar'i asked her dad who shook his head at Jason's behavior.

Damian and Jon started walking up the stairs toward the direction of their rooms but Jon just tugged on Damian's arm and nodded in toward the guest room wing. Dick had just walked in and saw them sneaking off.

"If you two start spying on the class I will be... and they're gone." Dick just sighed.

They stood outside the first room and heard giggling.

"Jon was totally into me and Lila you're so lucky to have Damian as a boyfriend," one girl said and another laughed along with her.

"Oh yeah Dami made sure that our class won and I could totally talk Jon into asking you out. The chemistry was totally there right Rose?" the girl who had to be Lila asked.

"Yeah, I could feel it!" Jon's eyes started glowing red and Damian pulled him to the next room. There were three girls in there too one was crying and the other two were comforting her.

"Come on Marinette this field trip is supposed to be fun you can't just cry the whole time!" a blonde girl said and the other nodded along.

"I only came here to meet Jon cause I think he's my pen pal but I didn't know it was going to be him, I mean Alya's obsessed with him," Marinette said crying and Jon just wanted to go and hug the girl that he had been talking to for months but Damian shook his head and pulled him to the next room which had three boys.

"Oh please, Jon Kent came out a year ago so Alya's crazy if she thinks that she's going to date him. You on the other hand have an actual chance," a boy in a baseball cap said laughing.

"He's cute though," a boy with blonde hair started laying in his bed, "you know how I get around cute guys."

"He'll probably be nervous when he sees you too, you're a model Adrien and he is kind of adorable in that nerdy sort of way but that just means that you should ask him to show you around or something," a red-head said sketching on his bed.

"You don't like hi..."

"No Adrien I'm dating Marc," the red-head responded patting the other on the shoulder.

Jon stared and Damian pulled him to the next room which had three more boys.

"I bet you could ask Mar'i out, she's like only two years younger than you dude."

Yeah, Jon had to pull himself and Damian away from that room before either of them went explosive to protect their friend. They made it to Damian's room before Damian grabbed a piece of paper and started writing.

"It seems like we have four missions for the duration of the field trip, do not let that kid get near Mar'i, get you a date, cheer up that Marinette girl who seems to be your pen pal, and prove a liar wrong," Damian said and Jon nodded smiling.

"Wait what was that date part?" Jon asked blushing.

"What date part?" Damian asked back holding out his hand to signal that this was a real mission and Jon took it.

"Let's show them how we work in the land of the free and the home of the Wayne."

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