ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ | ᴇʀᴇɴ ᴊᴀᴇɢᴇʀ

prologue?

*...line ringing...*

*...ringing...*

*...ringing...*

"hello?"

*muffled giggling* "lemme get uhhh boneless pizza wit a 2-liter of coke—"

"fuck kinda pizza? connie, you idiot, i know it's you!"

"you forgot to add star sixty-seven, you dumbass!"

"oh, shit! heeeeey, (name), what's up? SASHA, NO—"  

"did you just try to prank call me?"

"pfff, no, of course not! why—uh, why would i do that?"

"yeah. why would you do that?"

"yeah, caillou, why would you do that?"

"shut up, i'm not bald!" *pillow smacking sounds*

"ACK—ANYWAY WE'RE COMING OVER, SEE YOU IN A BIT!"

*click*

idiots. 

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Hey, uhhh

i'm just testing out the waters here, not sure if this is gonna be an actual thing so—

 i literally have no idea where this is gonna go lmao i'll most likely delete this later